i don't see what the big deal is! I've got my guns and my god what other freedoms do I possibly need?! You wouldn't yell at the gov't for seatbelt laws! We elect these people and ask them to tell us how to live our lives and then question their wisdom when the come through for us?!

Fantasy football isn't gambling because god only punishes those whose lives do not please him! Peyton Manning's interceptions are simply jesus reminding him what's really important! It's difficult to follow the variance of god's many moods but it's clear which players and teams have a long term edge!

Poker, however, is clearly gambling because the shuffling of a deck is the Devil's music!