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    Default Lets bring this mfer down

    It's my buddies birthday tomorrow night. His 21st and that last 21st birthday in our circle of friends. Obviously, we're getting him drunk. I need some ideas for stuff to make him drink. So it's your 21st, what shot/shooter do you not want?

    Already planning to get him a gorilla fart (bacardi 151, wild turkey)and liquid cocaine (bacardi 151, goldschlagger, jagermeister). But I'm gonna need two more.

    Hit me with your best shot.
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    tabasco + tequilla from the ballers south of the border
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    The Cockroach

    Ingredients: 1.5 Parts Tequila to 1 Part of Kahlúa.

    Method: This drink combines the two great Mexican classics of Tequila and Kahlúa. Pour the tequila and Kahlúa into a glass, and (optionally) set on fire with a lighter. If you light it, pop a straw in the glass and drink! Otherwise this can be enjoyed slowly, on its own or as an after dinner liqueur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    tabasco + tequilla from the ballers south of the border
    Tequila Furnace

    Ingredients: Tequila, Tabasco sauce, lime, salt.

    Method: Pour tequila into a shot glass. Add between 3 and 6 drops of Tabasco sauce and gently stir. Lick some salt off your hand (see Tequila Straight - above) - down the tequila and bit the lime. Now prepare to breath fire! (Not for the feint throated!).
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    Good options there.

    We like the Firebreather: 1/2 151, 1/2 Firewater

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    The Three Wisemen. It's Jim, Jack and Jose. Or the Four Horsemen, Jim, Jack, Jose and Johnnie (Walker).

    If you decide to do either of these, expect a long night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Setzy
    The Three Wisemen. It's Jim, Jack and Jose. Or the Four Horsemen, Jim, Jack, Jose and Johnnie (Walker).

    If you decide to do either of these, expect a long night.
    Jack should be shot and pissed on. Jose for the win.
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    Bacardi 151, double shot x3 in less than a minute. If you want to get him sick/drunk/puking this is a good call.
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    One of the worst shot drinks I've had is a Concentration Camp. Jager and Peppermint Shnapps.
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    just shoot him in the face and get it over with
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    Quote Originally Posted by AHiltz
    Quote Originally Posted by Setzy
    The Three Wisemen. It's Jim, Jack and Jose. Or the Four Horsemen, Jim, Jack, Jose and Johnnie (Walker).

    If you decide to do either of these, expect a long night.
    Jack should be shot and pissed on. Jose for the win.
    You sicken me. Jack and Coke is an awesome drink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    tabasco + tequilla from the ballers south of the border
    My one friend did six of these in a row on his birthday and didn't throw up. He was, of course, nearly comatose for 10 minutes after trying to accomplish the task of not puking. This is the same guy that came chug a pitcher of beer as fast as it will pour out of the jug (he just opens his throat) so I guess it should have come as no suprise.

    The Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker (Tequila, Vodka, JD) is always a required birthday drink.

    And the Devils Kiss is a good drink to just knock him on his ass. This is where you take two shots of Sambuca and pour them into a brandy snifter. Light the drink on fire, snuff it out by covering the whole glass with your hand. While your hand still completely covers the glass, slide a straw between your fingers into the glass but don't get it as far as the drink. While doing all this have your friend inhale the Sambuca fumes, and then before exhaling downing the whole drink.

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    jose? hah... patron son... patron...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I'll say it again, Bacardi 151 is simply bottled gasoline.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    I'll say it again, Bacardi 151 is simply bottled gasoline.

    so just drink it out of this while saying "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH"

    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    I'll say it again, Bacardi 151 is simply bottled gasoline.
    That's why it found its way into two of my shots.

    I like the bear fucker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    This is the same guy that came chug a pitcher of beer as fast as it will pour out of the jug (he just opens his throat)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aces
    One of the worst shot drinks I've had is a Concentration Camp. Jager and Peppermint Shnapps.
    Huh? This is one of my favorite shots. aka a Timberwolf, if the Jager and the Rumpleminze (peppermint shot) are both ICE cold, these are delicious.
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    Everclear
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    for the ultimate rocky mountain bear fucker, add 151 to it. i've never had one of those that didn't have 151.

    if you are a girl and you go to the downtown shark club in vancouver and order rocky mountain bear fuckers, the bartender will give them to you for free because he'll be so shocked you actually want to drink those. good times ...
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    OK, if you want a free shot at the bar try this, I have never had to pay for this.
    Tequila, Lemon and salt.
    boring right?




    lay the salt out on the bar like a line of coke,
    then snort the salt,
    squeeze the lemon juice in your eye,
    and drink the tequila down.
    Make sure everyone is watching because you only want to do this once!
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    It's not so much what shit you can mix together as to the quality of the alochol. Just buy $4-5 fifths of any cheap liquor and make him take shots and make sure you alternate the liquor you give him every time. Adding salt to any drink you give him will make it harsher. I'd also forgo giving him any kind of fruit like a wedge of lime with a tequila shot. I wouldn't use sweet mixers unless you also included something like olive juice, tobassco, bitters, etc. with them. If you really like your friend though you'll get some wasabi (you can buy it in tubes from some grocery stores or go to an asian store) and make sure to put a liberal amount in everything he drinks or at least make sure that everything he drinks out of is rimmed with it.

    Also, right after he takes a shot and gets to the point where he winces you and your friends have to make a point of pounding him on the back while simultaneously yelling things like "yeah buddy!", "happy birthday motherfucker!", etc. at the top of your lungs right into his ear. This simultaneous physical and auditory assualt is the perfect compliment to slugging down cheap alcohol. Questioning his sexuality and otherwise degrading him is usually the best approach when he tries to slow down. Getting girls to say these things is even better.
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    Give him loads of Absythne, that will fuck him up proper
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    Oyster shooters ftw. Raw oysters, a little tabasco/cocktail sauce, and vodka.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    It's not so much what shit you can mix together as to the quality of the alochol. Just buy $4-5 fifths of any cheap liquor and make him take shots and make sure you alternate the liquor you give him every time. Adding salt to any drink you give him will make it harsher. I'd also forgo giving him any kind of fruit like a wedge of lime with a tequila shot. I wouldn't use sweet mixers unless you also included something like olive juice, tobassco, bitters, etc. with them. If you really like your friend though you'll get some wasabi (you can buy it in tubes from some grocery stores or go to an asian store) and make sure to put a liberal amount in everything he drinks or at least make sure that everything he drinks out of is rimmed with it.

    Also, right after he takes a shot and gets to the point where he winces you and your friends have to make a point of pounding him on the back while simultaneously yelling things like "yeah buddy!", "happy birthday motherfucker!", etc. at the top of your lungs right into his ear. This simultaneous physical and auditory assualt is the perfect compliment to slugging down cheap alcohol. Questioning his sexuality and otherwise degrading him is usually the best approach when he tries to slow down.
    ^^^^^this is great advice^^^^^

    also don't let him do a shot alone if there is more than five of you
    one man does a shot with him each time(rotate),, this will keep him going longer and add the wonder that is peer pressure

    don't ignore the sweet stuff completely if you are trying to put him in the hospital(i advise a emt to be present),, i don't think they make these anymore but smurf piss, girl scout cookies, and mind erasers can get you a few more shots into the victim

    EDIT> don't go to jail for killing your buddy, it is not worth it
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    Quote Originally Posted by koolmoe
    Oyster shooters ftw. Raw oysters, a little tabasco/cocktail sauce, and vodka.
    that is awesome
    i want to turn 21 again
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    uhh yah.. how about just go and and have a fun time? All of the stupid turning 21 rituals are, well.. stupid. Its not like this is really your first time drinking, just have fun.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    uhh yah.. how about just go and and have a fun time? All of the stupid turning 21 rituals are, well.. stupid. Its not like this is really your first time drinking, just have fun.
    Yeah, I like this advice^^

    I'd hate to see your buddy get so fucked up ,he wakes up dead. Thats just not cool.
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    i dotn want to piunish him wit cheap alcohol. I just want him to be able to tell a story about tall the fucked up sth=ots we made him take.
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    flaming jesus half 151 and half everclear. Light on fire
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    flaming jesus half 151 and half everclear. Light on fire
    yeah. make sure he takes lots of these.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...16891747016676

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    flaming jesus half 151 and half everclear. Light on fire
    I don't understand how you could drink this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    flaming jesus half 151 and half everclear. Light on fire
    I don't understand how you could drink this.
    Like this

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...rinking+a+shot
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    LOL, just dont light it on fire if he is a retard.
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    Try a millimallikas, an Estonian favourite. Tequila, sambucca and tobasco. Millimallikas translates to stinging jellyfish.

    http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...36239963223971

    I don't know what he's complaining about. It's great stuff.
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    im going to get him a rocky mountain bear fucker and the four horsemen along with the gorilla fart and the liquid cocaine.
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