It's my buddies birthday tomorrow night. His 21st and that last 21st birthday in our circle of friends. Obviously, we're getting him drunk. I need some ideas for stuff to make him drink. So it's your 21st, what shot/shooter do you not want?

Already planning to get him a gorilla fart (bacardi 151, wild turkey)and liquid cocaine (bacardi 151, goldschlagger, jagermeister). But I'm gonna need two more.

Hit me with your best shot.