Let's Discuss Pierce Brosnan...

[WillburForce]

Where do we stand on licking the knife?

[BennyLaRue]

Where do we stand on licking the knife?

Don't lick the edge at a 90 degree angle if you don't want to become one of those stupid hipsters with the snake tongues.

[WillburForce]

Don't lick the edge at a 90 degree angle if you don't want to become one of those stupid hipsters with the snake tongues.

Blowjob by snake tongue - good or just a bit fucking wierd?

[rpm]

licking the knife is completely standard. as is licking the plate/anything with remnants of the food on it. it's not rude. it's EV maximisation.

edit: not to mention showing your respects to whoever prepared the food

[Roid_Rage]

lol licking the knife

[BennyLaRue]

Blowjob by snake tongue - good or just a bit fucking wierd?

Depends if we're talking from a man or woman. If it's a woman, you answered your own question. It's a blowjob.

If it's a man, probably would only be weird the first couple of times and then it's just about shoving the guilt down deep enough.

[Galapogos]

Depends if we're talking from a man or woman. If it's a woman, you answered your own question. It's a blowjob.

If it's a man, probably would only be weird the first couple of times and then it's just about shoving the guilt down deep enough.

Haha that's awesome! I nicknamed my penis The Guilt too!

[baudib]

yeah so I tried to eat like this the other day and failed miserably /notballa

[jackvance]

Knife in right, fork in offhand left, cut the meat completely, then put down the knife, fork back to right hand and eat away. If it isn't too formal I do it like this.

[rong]

The meat is too tasty to wait while I cut further. You may as well be chewing while you're cutting

[BennyLaRue]

Knife in right, fork in offhand left, cut the meat completely, then put down the knife, fork back to right hand and eat away. If it isn't too formal I do it like this.

Amongst all the other reasons discussed above, this is a massive security issue. It's a lot easier to protect one large piece of meat with a fork AND knife in your hands than many small pieces of meat with just a fork. I mean, two well timed attacks from opposing flanks and you're suffering many meat nibble casualties.