one time there was a very hot chilli that i got on my fingers early that day, and forgot about it. taking out my contact lenses in the evening was about the most painful experience i've ever had.
OMG this! Except I think I was putting mine in, not taking them out. I thought I'd washed my hands thoroughly after chopping the chilli, but the searing hot ball of pain in my eye begged to differ
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