little sayings that you hate/think are dumb

[lolzzz_321]

"everything happens for a reason"

[givememyleg]

IMO

[givememyleg]

"everything happens for a reason"

i hate this too, it's such a overused cop out. when someone is in a really rough situation this is about the lamest thing you can say. also, "look on the bright side..."

i'm making myself too vulnerable i think. one day i'm going to post a beat thread to which there will be a mass amount of "well, look on the bright side, everything happens for a reason imo" posts.

[boost]

I think they have their place, but ya ftmp they are overused and crappy things to say imo.

"brb"
Half the time the person never comes back. Why dont you just say "hey gotta run, peace"

"its too big"
Srsly bitch, its too late for that now, its going in one way or another.

[a500lbgorilla]

I know, right?

I actually don't hate it, i think it's hilarious in it's ability to be used anywhere and mean nothing.

[SaulPaul]

everything happens for a reason

its quite offensive as well. Like its comforting to know my family just got brutally murdered for 'a reason'

i really hate 'step up to the plate'.

[wesrman]

"its too big"
Srsly bitch, its too late for that now, its going in one way or another.

I lol'd.

[gabe]

everyone on AIM types lol when they arent actually laughing out loud

[Deuce Blue]

"Hot enough for ya??" ... no, I actually wished in was hotter so my balls would actually melt to my thigh

people that say "ya know" after every damn sentence. ya know?

Oh, and the worst..."Sir, I smell a strong odor of marijuana on you. I'm going to have to ask you to step outta the car" If I had a penney...

[bikes]

"Get 'r Done"

Fkn hicks

[will641]

HELLA.

[bigspenda73]

you answer someone's question and they go "woah, really?"

[will641]

i think i could make a list that would fill up most peoples hard drives.

[dthorne04]

IMO

[kingnat]

"do ya know what?" <-- this may cause the premature death of my 4 year-old

[kmind]

"it just really put things into perspective". I say that all the time to random people to get their reaction, and it always seems to work and they'll agree.

[wesrman]

Know what im sayin - i hate gangsta lingo.

[boost]

Know what im sayin - i hate gangsta lingo.

I think the phrase youre looking for is "na'mean?"

[boost]

I hate when people passively question a factual statement youve just made without offering any sort of support for their challenge or showing any interest in getting to the bottom of it. There are a few phrases that in context embody this disgustingly rude response:

"Im not so sure about that"

"I dont know about that.."

"Im pretty sure thats not right"

"That doesnt sound right"

This chick Im friends with does it all the time and I fucking hate it, I feel like fucking chokin that bitch out everytime she does it. Its not that she is disagreeing with me, its that shes depriving me of knowledge she should be providing when disagreeing with me. Its an important way that people learn, through discussion. When you take that away from me I just think youre dumb and rude.

[Galapogos]

When you're at work and a co-worker asks, "Havin' fun yet?"

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pantherhound]

"its one of those things you either love it or you don't, there's no middle ground"

[KoRnholio]

T'mornin'

First heard while camping with some retarded redneck friends of friends of friends... They would yell this word constantly as it if was the funniest thing ever. Yes, contracting the words "tomorrow" and "morning" into one annoying word is awesome.

Fuck. I wanted to strangle them all every time they said it. But I refrained because I am sure they all owned guns.

[IowaSkinsFan]

"really alot ________"

[will641]

if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all

[Warpe]

"that's poker"

[MuddyWicket]

I have a motorbike, 6months now.....

take care of yourself

oh I heard about this crash and this biker died...

FUCK OFF I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT

[boost]

I have a motorbike, 6months now.....

take care of yourself

oh I heard about this crash and this biker died...

FUCK OFF I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT

hahaha .. ya srsly are people really that dense as to think that you dont know that a motorcycle can be a dangerous thing? Do they think they are the first to tell you? Or that youll have an epiphany after they tell you?

[Ragnar4]

"Hun, could you do me a little favor"?

Clinch factor = super-clamp whenever I hear that now.

[Lukie]

Ebonics.

[Lukie]

ha, just found this on UD, quality:

Ebonics: "Yo G, you frontin me?"
English: "Excuse me, my peer, are you attempting to influence me to engage in a violent action with you?"

Ebonics: "You gots to git those Benjamins so you cin git dat bling-bling fo yo ride"
English: "You need to get money so that you can get expensive accessories for your car."

[wesrman]

Ebonics.

[Hawk]

When you're at work and a co-worker asks, "Havin' fun yet?"

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like SOMEONE has a case of the Mondays!

[Hawk]

The one that drives me crazy the most is when people say "literally" when they mean "figuratively"

"Galapagos was so mad his head literally exploded!"

[badgers]

The one that drives me crazy the most is when people say "literally" when they mean "figuratively"

"Galapagos was so mad his head literally exploded!"

This hurts so much.

The other thing that irritates me a lot is when people write "would of".

IT'S WOULD HAVE YOU IDIOT HOW DOES OF MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL?

I would of called his bet.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Galapogos]

Or people (especially newscasters) using "ironically" incorrectly. For example: "There's was an earthquake in California today, ironically, there was also one in Hawaii."

[wufwugy]

everyone on AIM types lol when they arent actually laughing out loud

lol

[wufwugy]

you answer someone's question and they go "woah, really?"

i know, right?

[wufwugy]

When you're at work and a co-worker asks, "Havin' fun yet?"

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like SOMEONE has a case of the Mondays!

woah, really?

[wufwugy]

I have a motorbike, 6months now.....

take care of yourself

oh I heard about this crash and this biker died...

FUCK OFF I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT

if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all

[wufwugy]

Ebonics.

its one of those things you either love or you dont, there's not middle ground.

[wufwugy]

aight brb guys na'mean

[DrivingDog]

"Give it 110%."

"Give it your all and then some."

"Push it to the limit and beyond."

How about learning some fucking math?

[bikes]

"Give it 110%."

"Give it your all and then some."

"Push it to the limit and beyond."

How about learning some fucking math?

quality

[WildBobAA]

"One time dealer"

[boost]

"One time dealer"

but of course "ONE TIME LEEEE!" is pure unadulterated awesomeness.

[Lukie]

Talking heads on ESPN and their stunning knowledge of sports with comments such as "scoring more points will help you win games", or "well they've beaten this team the last 2 games, so it's going to be very hard to win a third in a row."

[Hawk]

Talking heads on ESPN and their stunning knowledge of sports with comments such as "scoring more points will help you win games", or "well they've beaten this team the last 2 games, so it's going to be very hard to win a third in a row."

We used to have a Mariners broadcaster, Ron Fairly, who was especially bad with this.

He had gems like:
It's late in the game, we are down 10-9 "We may need to score in the double digits to win this one"
and
"This hitter really likes a fastball over the middle of the plate"

[frosst]

"it is what it is, knowwhatimsayin?"
and like......everything you tell me is not a simile

[will641]

speaking of ESPN, when they bring up some fucking stupid useless stat, and pass it off like its going to decide the game. like, new england is 13-1 when the wind is east-west blowing over 10 mph.

[nutsinho]

A+

anything redundant pisses me off
heard today: Vince Van Patten " He's going to have to hit two running cards in a row to win this hand!!!!!" zomg life tilt

[pankfish]

A bird in hand is better than two in the bush.


That's actually my favorite saying but I hate it because when do you ever get to say it?

[Hawk]

anything redundant pisses me off

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PIN Number!!

[Lukie]

speaking of ESPN, when they bring up some fucking stupid useless stat, and pass it off like its going to decide the game. like, new england is 13-1 when the wind is east-west blowing over 10 mph.

yeah, I know what you mean.

Even worse, I remember a while ago (maybe a month or 2ish), they were having one of those dialogues or something talking about Tiger Woods and his complete domination at the beginning of the year. He had another tournament and then one of the majors after that. One of the questions one of the person asked is if he should *purposely* not win the first tournament so he wouldn't be due to not win the major. obviously I don't remember all the specifics, but I'm quite sure it went something like that.

The problem with all the ESPN shows (sportscenter most notably) is that they are all marketed towards kids and the very, very casual sports fan. they get way too worked up in the celebrity sports drama and sob/feel good stories, and their highlights and analysis leave a *lot* to be desired.

[jyms]

Workin' hard or hardly workin'?

[BankItDrew]

"people suck out on me all the time"

"don't forget to get your pets spayed or neutered"

"before that last hand began i said that it was going to be my last but then this donkey sucks out on me for my stack"

[a500lbgorilla]

anything redundant pisses me off

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PIN Number!!

Redundancy saves lives!

[will641]

"can i go to the bathroom teacher?" ; "i dont know can you?"

"if you had done your homework you would know the answer"

"go to the principals office"

[Hawk]

anything redundant pisses me off

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PIN Number!!

Redundancy saves lives!

[kmind]

"can i go to the bathroom teacher?" ; "i dont know can you?"

"if you had done your homework you would know the answer"

"go to the principals office"

This reminds me:
"what are you doing?" - teacher
"nothing" - me
"exactly" - teacher

[EzDuzIt]

another one for the retarded sportscasters... Bill Walton something along the lines of "Yeah, When you outscore your opponent in each quarter you usually win the game."

[b-rabbit]

"that's poker"

insta-tilts me.
also something needs to be said about wufwugy's pwnage of this thread. nicely done.
pwn/pwned/pwnage - all combinations of those are kinda lame i guess...but i still use them liberally

[a500lbgorilla]

anything redundant pisses me off

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PIN Number!!

Redundancy saves lives!

NASA computers have a 200% redundancy. Meaning that for every calculation 3 computers process them separately, then "vote" on the best answer. Don't knock redundancy.

[b-rabbit]

da fuck are you talking about rilla? why don't you marry computers if you love em so much

[Hawk]

NASA computers have a 200% redundancy. Meaning that for every calculation 3 computers process them separately, then "vote" on the best answer. Don't knock redundancy.

I'm a geek. I understand redundancy. These examples were not even close to the same thing though.

Something else I hate is e-anything or i-anything.

[a500lbgorilla]

personally, i think the sign "Homos are gay" is hilarious and I would be proud to carry it around.

[Hawk]

personally, i think the sign "Homos are gay" is hilarious and I would be proud to carry it around.

I'm with you there!

[boost]

personally, i think the sign "Homos are gay" is hilarious and I would be proud to carry it around.

I'm with you there!

as am I. I always wonder if thats really a gay mole. If I were gay Id make a sign like that and go to anti-gay marriage protests (hows that for redundancy?).

[will641]

personally, i think the sign "Homos are gay" is hilarious and I would be proud to carry it around.

I'm with you there!

as am I. I always wonder if thats really a gay mole. If I were gay Id make a sign like that and go to anti-gay marriage protests (hows that for redundancy?).

lol i think something like that was done in a south park episode.

[wufwugy]

also something needs to be said about wufwugy's pwnage of this thread. nicely done.

i just gave it my all and then some

[Lukie]

Ebonics.

I need to emphasize this again.

[wufwugy]

Ebonics.

Jea sukka, I needs ta emphasizzle dis agin, na'mean.

seriously tho, its not that ebonics suck, its that most people who use ebonics suck. they're just not the type of people who give it 110%.

[boost]

Ebonics.

Jea sukka, I needs ta emphasizzle dis agin, na'mean.

seriously tho, its not that ebonics suck, its that most people who use ebonics suck. they're just not the type of people who give it 110%.

thinly veiled racism imo

[tom]

"If it's yellow let it mellow; if it's brown flush it down"

[will641]

Ebonics.

I need to emphasize this again.

never move to oakland.

[deacon_bluez]

Go green.