Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
Talking heads on ESPN and their stunning knowledge of sports with comments such as "scoring more points will help you win games", or "well they've beaten this team the last 2 games, so it's going to be very hard to win a third in a row."
Joe Morgan calls any pitch that has movement a "backup slider." i, FIGURATIVELY, saw him do it two different pitches in the same at bat.

Mike Shannon says "it looks like the only way to win this game is to OUTSCORE the other team tonight." (FUGGIN DUH.)

Chris Berman and anything that spews from his mouth. oh, and why doesnt he just get it over with and blow Favre?

My former 6th grade teacher:
- "i'm as serious as a heart attack."
- "i need that homework immediately, if not, sooner."
- "my nose is as mean as a wrecking machine." (i still dont get that one.)

any of the statements about stupidity. ie "not the shiniest penny in the roll" or "not the sharpest pencil in the box."

and, all the people at a Bill Engvall event that lined up to buy his "here's your sign" tshirts that were on sale "one t-shirt for $5, OR two for $12." the line was SO long...a real headscratcher.