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  1. 11-10-2006 08:35 PM #1
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    I'm getting close to the final table of a $5 horseament on PS which I have in the background while I'm studying. I'm posting this thread now because I wanted the chance to post this hand before the table closes.

    PokerStars Game #6972587679: Tournament #35144403, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (7 Card Stud Hi/Lo Limit) - Level XV (2000/4000) - 2006/11/10 - 20:29:24 (ET)
    Table '35144403 7' 8-max
    Seat 1: gra-ting (12663 in chips)
    Seat 3: mcatdog (21574 in chips)
    Seat 4: earlface (9696 in chips)
    Seat 5: bulli (38035 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 6: FLETCH_8 (57424 in chips)
    Seat 7: jwardo (6764 in chips)
    Seat 8: desend (55401 in chips)
    mcatdog: posts the ante 400
    earlface: posts the ante 400
    bulli: posts the ante 400
    FLETCH_8: posts the ante 400
    jwardo: posts the ante 400
    desend: posts the ante 400
    gra-ting: posts the ante 400
    *** 3rd STREET ***
    Dealt to gra-ting [Kd]
    Dealt to mcatdog [Ah 2d 6c]
    Dealt to earlface [Qd]
    Dealt to bulli [Kc]
    Dealt to FLETCH_8 [Ks]
    Dealt to jwardo [Qs]
    Dealt to desend [8h]
    mcatdog: bets 2000
    earlface: folds
    bulli: folds
    FLETCH_8: folds
    jwardo: folds
    desend: calls 2000
    gra-ting: folds
    *** 4th STREET ***
    Dealt to mcatdog [Ah 2d 6c] [3s]
    Dealt to desend [8h] [4d]
    desend: checks
    mcatdog: bets 2000
    desend: calls 2000
    *** 5th STREET ***
    Dealt to mcatdog [Ah 2d 6c 3s] [2s]
    Dealt to desend [8h 4d] [Tc]
    desend: checks
    mcatdog: bets 4000
    desend: calls 4000
    *** 6th STREET ***
    Dealt to mcatdog [Ah 2d 6c 3s 2s] [7d]
    Dealt to desend [8h 4d Tc] [Jc]
    desend: checks
    bulli has returned
    mcatdog: bets 4000
    desend: calls 4000
    *** RIVER ***
    Dealt to mcatdog [Ah 2d 6c 3s 2s 7d] [Ts]
    desend: checks
    mcatdog: bets 4000
    desend: calls 4000
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    mcatdog: shows [Ah 2d 6c 3s 2s 7d Ts] (HI: a pair of Deuces; LO: 7,6,3,2,A)
    desend: mucks hand
    mcatdog collected 17400 from pot
    mcatdog collected 17400 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 34800 | Rake 0
    Seat 1: gra-ting folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: mcatdog showed [Ah 2d 6c 3s 2s 7d Ts] and won (34800) with HI: a pair of Deuces; LO: 7,6,3,2,A
    Seat 4: earlface folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: bulli folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: FLETCH_8 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: jwardo folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: desend mucked [6d 2c 8h 4d Tc Jc 9h]
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  2. 11-10-2006 08:37 PM #2
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    i love his river call
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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  3. 11-10-2006 08:40 PM #3
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    i need to start playing more games then just holdem and omaha (both of the high, big bet variety)
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  4. 11-10-2006 11:21 PM #4
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    I played a $3 horseament on Stars the other morning when I got off work and got drunk while I did it. I haven't had that much fun playing poker in awhile. The chat was priceless.
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  5. 11-10-2006 11:58 PM #5
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    why are there so many cards?


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  6. 11-11-2006 04:45 AM #6
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    I played in this same tournament, placed 26 of 560

    Went out with JJ vs 77 in LHE, guy hit runner runner for a straight (allin on flop). Such is life! HORSE is great though. How'd you finish up Mcat?
    Save your stories 'cuz they're all the same..
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  7. 11-11-2006 05:19 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    why are there so many cards?
    HORSE

    Holdem, Omaha, Razz, Stud, stud Eight or better
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  8. 11-11-2006 05:34 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    why are there so many cards?
    lol n00b
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  9. 11-11-2006 05:46 AM #9
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    I busted out a few before the final table because I was near last place in chips so I took a coinflip all-in preflop at Omaha and lost it.
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  10. 11-11-2006 06:04 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    why are there so many cards?
    lol n00b
    the more I think about it, the more I think we're being 3rd leveled here.
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  11. 11-11-2006 06:50 AM #11
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    LOL HORSAMENTS (it's actually 2-7 triple draw which isn't in horse but I felt it was cool)

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  12. 11-11-2006 06:56 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    why are there so many cards?
    lol n00b
    the more I think about it, the more I think we're being 3rd leveled here.
    UG doesnt 3level, hes a nit :P
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    that really is the best boat over boat ever.

    especially with "how do you win?"
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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  14. 11-11-2006 03:24 PM #14
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  15. 11-11-2006 07:31 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    why are there so many cards?
    lol n00b
    the more I think about it, the more I think we're being 3rd leveled here.
    UG doesnt 3level, hes a nit :P
    don't hate the player hate the game


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    why are there so many cards?
    lol n00b
    the more I think about it, the more I think we're being 3rd leveled here.
    UG doesnt 3level, hes a nit :P
    don't hate the player hate the game
    married males in their 20's are forbidden from using this phrase.

    sorry mang, don't hate the player hate the game.
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  17. 11-12-2006 01:08 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    why are there so many cards?
    lol n00b
    the more I think about it, the more I think we're being 3rd leveled here.
    UG doesnt 3level, hes a nit :P
    don't hate the player hate the game
    married males in their 20's are forbidden from using this phrase.

    sorry mang, don't hate the player hate the game.
    hey I'm not the one that has a girlfriend with a curfue


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    why are there so many cards?
    lol n00b
    the more I think about it, the more I think we're being 3rd leveled here.
    UG doesnt 3level, hes a nit :P
    don't hate the player hate the game
    married males in their 20's are forbidden from using this phrase.

    sorry mang, don't hate the player hate the game.
    hey I'm not the one that has a girlfriend with a curfue
    mine spends winnings on shoes, hence no curfew
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    lukie will respond to that joke after he's returned from picking his gf up from middle school band practice
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    lukie will respond to that joke after he's returned from picking his gf up from middle school band practice
    That's gonna leave a mark.
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    Lol... Lukie's GF has a curfew?

    Can she at least drive after sundown?
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    When I said his girlfriend had a curfue, I was joking.



    I think.


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    1) I don't have a girlfriend.
    2) I'm not 'seeing' anybody.
    3) "Curfew". (yes the girl you are referring to does, in fact, have a curfew).

    Flame away.
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    Lol... Lukie's GF has a curfew?

    Can she at least drive after sundown?
    where do you live in which the bolded text doesnt make this question stupid?
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    I still want you?
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    Lukie's a dude?
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    courtie gone lesbo?

    Damn...

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    Courtie gone lesbo I see.
    Oh. I always took for granted that she was. Damn, my bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Lukie's a dude?
    It's amazing what an avatar does to affect the image other people have of you.

    If you don't believe me, think: Fnord.
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    Lukie's a dude?
    It's amazing what an avatar does to affect the image other people have of you.

    If you don't believe me, think: Fnord.
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