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    I finally received my new computer in the mail today so I've taken some pictures of the new place as I previously stated I would. I had to take these pictures with my old piece of crap camera which has stuff all over it so there are white dots on a lot of the pictures.

    Kitchen



    Nothing special here.

    Living Room



    My old computer is hooked up to my new TV along with my Playstation 2 (sorry I'm not balla enough to have a PS3 or 360 at the moment). My girlfriend's rabbit is also here.

    Office/Study



    From left to right: mini-fridge, computer desk, chess table, bookshelf. I've had the chess table for quite a while, but I've recently taken it out of storage since I've decided to get back into tournament play.

    Bedroom



    Yes, I've already been asked -- that is a dildo and a copy of The Game on those small white shelves in the last picture. The book I bought for her a couple of weeks ago, and the dildo is there since I can't be in two places at the same time.

    I'm not completely moved in, but everything is here for the most part. Hopefully I can get back to a regular poker schedule soon.
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    Sweet, I am planning on moving out with my gf into an apartment this summer.

    The fridge next to the computer is a must when I move out!

    What size monitor is that? I thought you played like 80 tables at a time...figured you'd be balla enough to have 2 monitors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL
    Sweet, I am planning on moving out with my gf into an apartment this summer.

    The fridge next to the computer is a must when I move out!

    What size monitor is that? I thought you played like 80 tables at a time...figured you'd be balla enough to have 2 monitors.
    The fridge was pretty cheap at Wal-mart a while back. I got it on sale.

    The monitor is a 22" widescreen by Envision. It's not the greatest but it's fairly new and works great. Previously I was playing on two 17" CRTs but I prefer a single monitor to be honest.
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    does your bunny rabbit eat it's own poop?

    we had a bunny in my 3rd grade class and it used to eat it's own poop. what a stupid bunny.


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    BALLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIN
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    you should get a bigger desk.
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    nice dude
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    you should get a bigger desk.
    It's a big enough pain in the ass to carry this one when I moved.
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    Go to garage sales for old, but decent furniture this spring... (especially a new coffee table). This goes back to the spending habits stuff.. you can buy press board crap at Target or Kmart... but having solid stuff makes a huge difference. You can buy used stuff for the same (or less) than press board crap. Also an end table in the bedroom for the dildo is suggested.

    Nice place man... reminds me of my first apartment.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Nice place Spoon.
    The computer chair is sweet and the mini fridge is balla as hell.
    The new TV is killer too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Go to garage sales for old, but decent furniture this spring... (especially a new coffee table). This goes back to the spending habits stuff.. you can buy press board crap at Target or Kmart... but having solid stuff makes a huge difference. You can buy used stuff for the same (or less) than press board crap. Also an end table in the bedroom for the dildo is suggested.

    Nice place man... reminds me of my first apartment.
    Well that was the plan. Then my girlfriend saw these two piece of shit end tables at Wal-mart and was like omfg omfg omfg.
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    milk crates > white thing in your bedroom and your coffee table
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    ...Also a glass case with subtle spotlighting in the bedroom for the dildo is suggested...
    fyp
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    does your bunny rabbit eat it's own poop?
    Spoon why are you ignoring the most important comment/question in the entire thread?


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    does your bunny rabbit eat it's own poop?
    Spoon why are you ignoring the most important comment/question in the entire thread?
    He is trying to suppress the fact that not only does his bunny eat it's own poop, but that the bunny eats his own poop not out of being a stupid bunny but because he likes the taste.
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    looks good

    just nitpicking
    the TV and bed seem postioned oddly to me
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    id never thought of a mini fridge.
    Definitly going in my new set up.

    balla.
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    I can't be in two places at the same time.
    This is the most overlooked part of your entire post and its fucking gold sir.
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    I got a mini fridge next to my comp and I am like as unballa as you can get.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    I got a mini fridge next to my comp and I am like as unballa as you can get.
    LOL.
    Whats in it ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    I can't be in two places at the same time.
    This is the most overlooked part of your entire post and its fucking gold sir.
    lol I didn't think anyone would catch it

    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    looks good

    just nitpicking
    the TV and bed seem postioned oddly to me
    The bed is in the picture because it wasn't actually finished being put together yet but I propped up the pillows to make it look like it was. The TV setup is a little odd but necessary because of the positions of the windows -- it's glare city like 90% of the time almost anywhere else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    I got a mini fridge next to my comp and I am like as unballa as you can get.
    LOL.
    Whats in it ???
    Faygo Cherry Cola(Faygo is Michigans off brand pop)
    like 10 Buschs Lights
    3 Rolling Rocks

    baller shit imo

    ps. Rolling Rock sucks... someone said it was tasty but I dunno not my thing, and I am not saying Busch light is good lol thats the beer pong beer
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Bigger bed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    Bigger bed?
    It was donated by my parents. The mattress set is only a year or two old and the bed frame is new.
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    rolling rock Green Light is good stuff, supposedly the lowest carb beer out there so the girl approves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    rolling rock Green Light is good stuff, supposedly the lowest carb beer out there so the girl approves.
    I got extra pale, maybe I will give Green a try
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    DOES YOUR BUNNY EAT ITS OWN POOP PLEZE ANSWER


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    rolling rock is decent, but with all the micros readily available its not a great buy.

    faygo is the shit! they used to have that in a vending machine at toys r us not far from my house when I was growing up, they were only a quarter!
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    lol at the soda being named Faygo


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    lol at the soda being named Faygo
    could be worse

    they could have called it flomo
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    Movin' on up!!
    Nice apartment, Spoon. You definitely need a night stand for her "friend". Night stands can contain all kinds of fun things that the general public doesn't need to see. Poppa preacher is not going to dig that at all when he comes over for a surprise visit errrr inspection.
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    Nice crib!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alRJfSR7c98

    bout half way in ^^^^^^^^^ insta classic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silly String
    Movin' on up!!
    Nice apartment, Spoon. You definitely need a night stand for her "friend". Night stands can contain all kinds of fun things that the general public doesn't need to see. Poppa preacher is not going to dig that at all when he comes over for a surprise visit errrr inspection.
    Yeah and "Poppa preacher" can suck my motherfuckin' dick.
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    It IS your girlfriends dildo right? I mean, I respect you spoon. I don't know what I'd do if you were, well, you know...
    "$80 million Submarine mansion. Think about it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unibomber14
    It IS your girlfriends dildo right? I mean, I respect you spoon. I don't know what I'd do if you were, well, you know...
    If I was what?

    And yes, sure, I've had that dildo in my ass before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by Unibomber14
    It IS your girlfriends dildo right? I mean, I respect you spoon. I don't know what I'd do if you were, well, you know...
    If I was what?

    And yes, sure, I've had that dildo in my ass before.
    stop deflecting and answer the damn bunny question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by Unibomber14
    It IS your girlfriends dildo right? I mean, I respect you spoon. I don't know what I'd do if you were, well, you know...
    If I was what?

    And yes, sure, I've had that dildo in my ass before.
    def. not what I asked. sicko

    [edit] FWIW, I like the crib though.
    "$80 million Submarine mansion. Think about it."
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    surprised fnord hasn't shown up yet
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    surprised fnord hasn't shown up yet
    I think he figured out that most of my "I put something in someone's ass" comments were fnord traps.

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