Lukie style story with questionaire

[Sykedupp]

So today (after working out ) I went golfing with my buddy Kyle. We went to a pretty good course, and since I'm a member there, obv we got in free.
Anyways, there's just 2 of us so obv we have to get paired, we get paid with this fat guy namd Brent (not Brent Butt) who has tattoo's all over him and a bigass gut and right away im thinkin OMFG GANG. Also, he was golfing with his dad, who was a kindly old man and pretty good golfer.
Anyways to make a long story short, Doug (Brent's dad) invited me to his Texas Holdem home game he has every month, And I tell him sure why not. Anyways at the end of the round we shake hands and im about to get in my car and go home whne he pulls me aside for a second and I see his car.... Black, mafia, car. FUCK.

Basically, Doug (the kindly old man) is the PRESEDENT of the biggest gang of criminals/drug smugglers in Canada (Hells Angels).

Now for the question... +EV or -EV to go to the home game? High chance they suck, but high chance my testicles will get blown off by a 12 gauge shotgun if I win more then 1 month in a row.

Thoughts?
Comments?
Compliments?
Insults?
?

-Chris

[vqc]

-EV

[midas06]

go for it, write a trip report

[Miffed22001]

pwn, then lose *some* profit on purpose or some shit

[Toe]

strap yourself up with TNT as a failsafe.

[a500lbgorilla]

since you're not going to win at the game anyway, you're no threat.

[thenonsequitur]

High chance they cheat

fyp

[Bmxicle]

nah its unlikely they cheat. They make way more money selling methamphetamines then they do at some low stakes poker game.

[Galapogos]

What the hell man? Of course you go. That's a wicked connection to have. Go there be cool and make some new friends. I really don't think you have to worry about their poker game being like that one in the Sopranos with Silvio flipping out on you for doing well. And like someone said, the HA president doesn't need your measly poker stack. And if you're still worried just don't play draws, it pisses guys off when you hit those!

And take me with you.

[givememyleg]

Go, ask where the bathroom is... when they tell you, search their house for money. +EV.

[Warpe]

+EV. Think about who's inviting you. Nobody will dare fuck with you. Low friends in high places can be very useful.

[mrhappy333]

yeah what he said ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[flomo]

Go, ask where the bathroom is... when they tell you, search their house for money. +EV.

don't do this--- even if the guy turns out to be a rich high school teacher
but take lots of pictures

did you ever think they might be queers and a Texas Holdem Home Game is some sort of gay dirty sanchez

[UG]

go to teh game and represent for FTR

[jacbmw]

go to the game, shelve some of the meth (E) and have a hoot. Sounds like you should just go for the fun of it.

[UG]

P.S. the probability of you being as good as Lukie (storyteller, or any other aspect of life) are like 0%.

He is perfect.

[UG]

I wish I could be him.

[UG]

I wish I could be with him.

[UG]

I am so not kidding.

[Sykedupp]

I wish you could be ungay with lukie, but we all dont get what we want, do we.

-Chris

[Lukie]

Going to the poker game (assuming you are a good people person): +EV

Posting this on a public forum (poker forum nonetheless): -EV

George: +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++ EV

Kate: infinite EV

[Lukie]

P.S. the probability of you being as good as Lukie (storyteller, or any other aspect of life) are like 0%.

He is perfect.

QFT

[UG]

Kate: infinite EV

No fucking doubt.



P.S. All of the other stuff about Lukie was true true true.

If you want to disagree I will hurt you.

Bad.

[bigred]

Kate: infinite EV

No fucking doubt.



P.S. All of the other stuff about Lukie was true true true.

If you want to disagree I will hurt you.

Bad.

Now that we don't talk much on aim or vent, you've turned into a big queer, UG. I'll be back at school later today. My mic is there. I will straighten you out.

Oh, and Chris, go, it's definately +ECIA

[Big Tray]

so did you go or what?

so did you go or what?

Yep, he's wearing concrete shoes and is somewhere in the Pacific Ocean right now.

[Rondavu]

Go to the game, and hit on the biggest guys girlfriend. I hear that if you do that, the other guys will think "If he hits on Skullfucks girlfriend, he must be tough. I'll leave him alone"

[bigred]

Dude, you know skullfuck too?

[Sykedupp]

ROFL, the game is this sunday.... gl me

-Chris

[Lukie]

You better hope none of these guys reads FTR.

I say that in a half serious, half sarcastic way.

[Lukie]

Luckily for you, the odds that none of these guys will ever see this thread are extremely favorable, but FWIW...

[Sykedupp]

POTD Lukie, GG.


-..... Bob... Bob Langfoot

[mrhappy333]

ROFL, the game is this sunday.... gl me

-Chris

so how did you do? TR?

[ProZachNation]

wear a wire

[bode]

decent bump

[thizzSantaCruz]

never saw this thread before. good story, and definently agree that posting is -EV but whatever I'm sure they will never find out. And how'd you find out he runs the gang....I'm sure he didn't just tell you.

[Lukie]

P.S. the probability of you being as good as Lukie (storyteller, or any other aspect of life) are like 0%.

He is perfect.

[pantherhound]

RIPOTM

[Unibomber14]

Kate: infinite EV

No fucking doubt.



P.S. All of the other stuff about Lukie was true true true.

If you want to disagree I will hurt you.

Bad.

Uhh... Lukie+UG= -EV

and also, NICCA! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

[gabe]

this would be a good place for an update

[Bmxicle]

i saw brent butt in starbucks today

[Lukie]

P.S. the probability of you being as good as Lukie (storyteller, or any other aspect of life) are like 0%.

He is perfect.

[DrivingDog]

Um, wait. How did you know the old guy was the President of the Hell's Angels. Did he have a badge on? Did his son call him "Mr. President"? Or did he just casually mention it - like ''Hey kid, you're a pretty good golfer. Want to come to my poker game next week? I'll get one of my wives to bake some meth brownies. And oh, by the way, I'm the President of the biggest gang in Canada. You know, Hell's Angels. Yeah that's right kid, and if you come you'll be in the gang too....FOREVER...ever...ever...ever. See you next week kid."

[nutsinho]

is this guy still alive?

[Lukie]

I can confirm that he was alive as of a couple weeks ago. Or maybe he was held at gunpoint on AIM and did not come out of that situation successfully. Who knows.

[Lukie]

he did mysteriously stop talking

[Sykedupp]

lol @ bump, vn...

I did go... but they had some HARDCORE shit there, pretty much every drug under the roof. I stayed for a little while, we played .50/1 NLHE and surprisingly the game wasnt very soft. Lots of talk among them about fold equity, implied odds, etc, so they had a basic grasp of what to do. I stayed for about 3 hours, the guys house was HUGE but we were just in his game room. After I went home I didnt come back again though, it was just too much drugs, hostile atmosphere, etc... I made like $120 for my 3 hours.

Guys name was Doug and he was [according to my friend who has some gang connections] the president of the white rock chaptor of Hells Angles (the largest chapter in BC, one of the larger ones in Canada). And it showed with the huge house and ton of drugs thing.

Sorry the TR sucks, but it really wasnt as interesting as I hoped it would be

-Chris

[bigspenda73]

they only had $100nl going, dang, thought it would be much higher.

[Warpe]

they have a website:

http://www.hamcwr.com/

[gabe]

man i think you fucked up. i would definitely keep going and going and try to make friends with all of them. you could make some OK money and also have the hells angels get your back, that would be sick.

one day im gonna get invited to one of these and its gonna be sick

[gabe]

[swiggidy]

lol @ bump, vn...

I did go... but they had some HARDCORE shit there, pretty much every drug under the roof. I stayed for a little while, we played .50/1 NLHE and surprisingly the game wasnt very soft. Lots of talk among them about fold equity, implied odds, etc, so they had a basic grasp of what to do. I stayed for about 3 hours, the guys house was HUGE but we were just in his game room. After I went home I didnt come back again though, it was just too much drugs, hostile atmosphere, etc... I made like $120 for my 3 hours.

Guys name was Doug and he was [according to my friend who has some gang connections] the president of the white rock chaptor of Hells Angles (the largest chapter in BC, one of the larger ones in Canada). And it showed with the huge house and ton of drugs thing.

There was this chick there and she was totally hot and not with any of the guys. She kept looking at me, I was txting this to gabe and when I looked up she was gone

-Chris

Now it's Lukie quality

[Galapogos]

lol @ bump, vn...

I did go... but they had some HARDCORE shit there, pretty much every drug under the roof. I stayed for a little while, we played .50/1 NLHE and surprisingly the game wasnt very soft. Lots of talk among them about fold equity, implied odds, etc, so they had a basic grasp of what to do. I stayed for about 3 hours, the guys house was HUGE but we were just in his game room. After I went home I didnt come back again though, it was just too much drugs, hostile atmosphere, etc... I made like $120 for my 3 hours.

Guys name was Doug and he was [according to my friend who has some gang connections] the president of the white rock chaptor of Hells Angles (the largest chapter in BC, one of the larger ones in Canada). And it showed with the huge house and ton of drugs thing.

I was always under the impression Nanaimo was the biggest or the main headquarters. It never made sense because it's so inconvenient, but whatever.

It would have been cool if when they talked about a fighting story or a "telling a cop to fuck off story" if you tried to contribute to the conversation with your own weak "hardcore" stories.

"That's like when my mom would tell me to do my homework on Friday nights and I'd be like no way! It's my Friday and I'm going to hang out with my friends at the arcade because I don't care what you say!! Because I'm all like, fuck homework!"