My two best friends in high school were Mac douches. So naturally I never bought one because I hate that Mac douche attitude too. I bought one a few years ago. Loved it. But I couldn't play a variety of poker sites on it. Then I bought a PC. I fucking hate these things. Honestly. I'm buying a Mac again for my next computer and not going back.

Incidently, the time I bought my new PC was like the exact time Macs became super compatible with running PC software. What a tool.