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The Best Pool Party Ever!
dear Clonie Gowan ,
you should have been there! it was the gayest pool party ever! there were 1337 whole people there! even coked out Gary Busey was there! he was lookin mighty drooling and his breasts wasn't lookin too bad either! it all started when i got a call from Dikshit . she told me that we should have a pool party over at my house. i was like OMFG you F!"#ing donkey you called me with THAT SHIT you are so pathetic youre worse than Lukie gimme my chips!!!one11one! ! i dont even have a pool! so we called up (who?) LEE JONES!!! and asked if we could have the party over at his house. and he said yes! DOOMSWITCHED!!! ! i am as horny as a fish ! i hired a couple of Sigfried and Roy over to keep the party sheisty . once everyone got there, we started the pool games which included water Rainbowland , chicken and big and hairy marco polo. dang Tits McGee sure did look good in that Speedo ! of coarse i was wearing my flaming pink Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Bikini . the one that shows a lot of my spleen . everything was going great until Ron Jeremy s mom came. who invited her?! she's a little... well Muxy . she wanted to be on Chris Kattan s shoulders during our chicken game! Balls! ! we told her to go and limn a Black Mamba ! thats when she called the Pigs on us. we had to get all the balls and donkeys out of there! we were Jabu's and the only place to hide was India . we took Lukie s Buick and got out of there.
and if you were wondering, thats where we are today. so if ya get the time drop us a line!
RADmin John Klown
ps Fan-fucking-TASTIC! ! oh ya and uh FUBAR! !
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