Your Name MrHappy
Adjective cantankerous
Your Name Bode-ist
Common Place bathroom
Adverb expeditiously
Verb Ed botched
Body Fluid bloody diarrhea
Adjective ass-spankingly-large
Boy Or Girl hermaphrodite (if this can't work, make it a girl).
Adjective rat-like
Your Name RADmin John Klown
Verb spanked
His Or Her
Body Part
He Or She
Body Part
Boy Or Girl
Verb
Your Name
Very Mean Saying
Your Name
Adjective
Noun
Emotion

Funkatizer: (choose one, or none)
none
valley girl
swedish chef
Texas drawl
Jive
Germanish
Elmer Fudd
Mr. T
Smurf
Cockney
Redneck