actually, if I can't say poker player.....I'd want to be MADE into something along the lines of being in absolutely awesome shape. I was a college athlete back in the day, and was a borderline bad-ass at certain points (but never fully got there).....but I think it would be cool to go on a 90-day program where I ate the right things, lifted my ass off, got plenty of sleep, etc, etc, and turned my body into something unreal.