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    Default Magic Vending Machine Game

    Time for a silly game.

    The Magic Vending Machine, you can put anything in it and hit the button... the poster below you tells you what you get.

    ie -
    I insert a South Park DVD
    You get a brand new Awesome-O 3000.

    I insert George Bush...
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    You get 1200 dead Iraqis and 12Billion Gallons of Crude Oil.

    I insert $10,000
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    lolzzz_321's Avatar
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    You get 10,000 junior bacon cheeseburgers

    I insert Muxy
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    You get $10,000

    I insert 9999 junior bacon cheeseburgers
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    lolzzz_321's Avatar
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    You get Xianti

    I insert an electric toothbrush
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    LOL Xianti.

    You get cavities anyway.

    I insert my 2 cents...
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    You get deaf ears.

    I insert my deepest regrets...
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    Halv's Avatar
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    You get a printout of you posting in this thread.

    I insert my norwegian trouser snake.
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    XTR1000's Avatar
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    you get a poor copy of a d&g belt

    i insert a squirrel
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
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    you get 1.7lbs ground beef

    i insert an ounce of pure columbian cocaine
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    lolzzz_321's Avatar
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    You get a werewolf carcass!

    I insert
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    You get a retarded Chamillionaire? "Chamillatard?

    I insert gabe.
    PSU Class of 2011 weeeeeeee!
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    You get mono.

    I insert Jessica Alba.
    <Staxalax> Honestly, #flopturnriver is the one thing that has improved my game the most.
    Directions to join the #flopturnriver Internet Relay Chat - Come chat with us!
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    You get a horn.

    I insert a donkey
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    You get 2 outered

    I insert a beer
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    Halv's Avatar
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    You get a saturday night donkey

    I insert Vodka, Kahlua and ice cubes.
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    You get a vagina

    I insert my keyboard.
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    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
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    you get a sticky keyboard

    i insert my robe and wizard hat
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    you disapear

    I insert my Bank roll.
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    It's says your short $0.25

    I insert my house (since it hasn't sold yet)
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    You get your asking price

    I insert toilet roll
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    You get skid marks in your boxers.

    I insert a Full Tilt Hand History...
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    You get sent to the bad beat forum.

    Can I have my $10,000 back?
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    Depends, where is the 10,000 bacon cheesburgers.

    I insert the werewolf game thread
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    you get triptanes, the best mod ever

    I insert a lvl 43 night elf priest
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    Guest
    You get your mother.

    I insert a coaster.
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    You get a clip round the ear for leaving ringmarks on the coffe table.

    I insert Mel Gibson
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    you get ugly

    i insert my ex
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    euphoricism's Avatar
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    You get herpes.

    I insert your ex.
    <Staxalax> Honestly, #flopturnriver is the one thing that has improved my game the most.
    Directions to join the #flopturnriver Internet Relay Chat - Come chat with us!
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    You get deja-vu

    I insert my accoustic guitar
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    You get HOwie Day

    I insert
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    you get beat up on xmas evening

    i insert my old couch
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    You get $1.52 in change and a used condom.

    I insert Johnny Cash
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    You get rilla's ounce of pure columbian cocaine back.

    I insert soylent green.
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    you get two soylent yellows and a red for change

    I insert my copy of HLHE T&P
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    You get 50 sklansky bux.

    I insert a half-full glass of water.
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    you get a copy of susan vaughan´s "half empty, half full: understanding the psychological roots of optimism"

    i insert a Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince CD
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    you get some bad eighties fashion and a DVD of the first season of the Fresh prince of Belair.

    I insert a pamphlet with everything I ever learned about poker, with illustrations done by Gary Larson
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    Halv's Avatar
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    You get a poster of the "Why dinosaurs became extinct" Larson joke, except with a donkey instead of a dinosaur.

    I insert a flying saucer.
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    mashing potatoes
    you get a broken tea cup

    i insert a Porterhouse steak
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    himself fucker.
    You get an LED displayed 7H|\|K U (Thank you for the old people)

    I insert 300 units of minerals and 200 units of Vespene Gas
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    You get a 330ml can of Coca Cola.

    I insert 3 £10 notes.
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    Halv's Avatar
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    You get a gloryhole into which you can insert a body part of your choice and have it sucked on by a hot girl/guy/shemale. Sex of the suckee depends on where Jupiter stands in relation to earth's moon at the time of insertion.

    I insert Gabe's unballa keyring-discount thingie.
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    You saved $.39!

    I insert Halv's recent successes
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    You get Jehovahs Witness's Knocking on your door.



    I insert my Home Made Poker Table.
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    You get a folding table with a piece of green felt...back.

    I insert Optimus Prime and a case of beer.
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    You get a Transformer that gets himself into an untieable knot and screaming like a little girl from the leg cramp.

    I insert Euphoricism, head first.
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    Halv's Avatar
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    You get a canadian that gets himself into an untieable knot and screaming like a little girl from the leg cramp.

    I insert 56.2 GB of MP3's (I'm doing a little spring cleaning ).
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    you get a $20 iTunes gift certificate

    i insert a cactus
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    you get cacti

    insert leroy jenkins
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    Halv's Avatar
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    You get chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarged!

    I insert a leg.
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    you get it STOLEN

    insert chuck norris
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    Halv's Avatar
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    You get a third fist hidden under your beard.

    I insert David Hasselhoff.
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    You get "The Hoff"


    I insert my mom
    Check out the new blog!!!
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    You get redgrape.

    I insert ripjongotti.
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    You get

    Seat 1: cammelb ($880 in chips)
    Seat 2: Howie wins ($1,240 in chips)
    Seat 3: .Aleatoris. ($3,915 in chips)
    Seat 4: Le comique ($2,727 in chips)
    Seat 5: RIPJohnGotti [JD,9S] ($1,295 in chips)
    Seat 6: parenti ($1,688 in chips)
    Seat 9: ZZsleepy ($1,520 in chips)
    Seat 10: chaosnhavoc ($1,735 in chips)
    ANTES/BLINDS
    Le comique posts blind ($75), RIPJohnGotti posts blind ($150).

    PRE-FLOP
    parenti folds, ZZsleepy folds, chaosnhavoc folds, cammelb calls $150, Howie wins folds, .Aleatoris. folds, Le comique calls $75, RIPJohnGotti checks.

    FLOP [board cards 7H,JH,3H ]
    Le comique checks, RIPJohnGotti checks, cammelb checks.

    TURN [board cards 7H,JH,3H,6D ]
    Le comique checks, RIPJohnGotti bets $300, cammelb calls $300, Le comique folds.

    RIVER [board cards 7H,JH,3H,6D,KH ]
    RIPJohnGotti checks, cammelb checks.

    SHOWDOWN
    RIPJohnGotti shows [ JD,9S ]
    cammelb shows [ JC,AC ]
    cammelb wins $1,050.




    I insert a pair of blunt scissors.
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    you gouge your eyes out after thinking about ripjohngotti


    insert my new deck
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  58. #58
    You become Darren Brown


    You insert Miss Piggy
    Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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    XTR1000's Avatar
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    you get german style "schweinehaxen"


    i insert an empty moneybag
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    Halv's Avatar
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    You get benny999's bankroll after the Balla challenge is over.

    I insert you.
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    You get XTR's Thialand mistress.

    I insert Spoonitnows fat chick
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    You get a jammed vending machine.

    I insert Prozach's perpetual motion device.
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    Never read any stickies or announcements
    You get a breakthrough of epic proportions.

    I insert a picture of myself cruising around the universe with my good friend, Zach, Inventor of earth's first perpetual motion machine.
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    you get motion sickness

    I insert paris hilton
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    you get a videocamera with nightvision

    I insert Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!
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    You get a Chrysler Cordoba with Corinthian leather:



    I insert Tattoo
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    you get this nice full serve vending service



    I insert Sarah Silverman's bra and G string after inhaling all the smell
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    You get Poop on your nose.

    I insert my hotornot.com picture
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    you catch your brother giving you a ten and intense awkwardness ensues.

    I insert a winning mega millions lotto ticket.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Halv's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    you catch your brother giving you a ten and intense awkwardness ensues.
    Would it be that awkward? They look just like each other so it would be like ISF gave himself a ten, right?

    Anyway, you get the Lost numbers and Hurley's bad luck.

    I insert my insomnia.
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    You get 2nd place in the TOC,

    I insert gabes BALLING OUT OF CONTROL thread
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    Halv's Avatar
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    You get mono but lose your game.

    I insert a Snus. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snus)
  73. #73
    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    you catch your brother giving you a ten and intense awkwardness ensues.
    Would it be that awkward? They look just like each other so it would be like ISF gave himself a ten, right?

    Anyway, you get the Lost numbers and Hurley's bad luck.

    I insert my insomnia.
    moments that can potentially lead to incestuous homo-erotic encounters are clearly never anything but awkward.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I insert the POPE
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    You can't insert anything before the vending machine has completed the previous request!

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