Make Fun of BigRed Contest

[bigred]

Over the few years that I have lived here at FTR, I've mainly contributed insults and hurt feelings. Some would think, but hasn't he contributed poker knowledge as well? of course not. Upon reflectin of all the feelings I've hurt and lives scarred, I've decided to host a contest of who can insult me the best (Xianit, plz don't ban anyone). Now, your momma jokes and stuff that doesn't pertain to me won't get you many points, but honestly, it's not up to me. I'm appointing Dwarfman and Prozachnation as the two official judges, because I've ripped on them the most.

Let the games begin

[lolzzz_321]

RykerSith: life is like a suckout, one moment ur ahead, and the next ur washing a car in the jungle

[supermoneyz1]

you're momma so fat her belt size is the equator

[PO$$E$$ED]

YOUR GAY

[bluey]

YOUR GAY

concur


and this is coming from the guy with a signature that has one guy reaching in another guys pants.

[gabe]

bigred, the reason all you can do is insult people is because you suck really bad at poker. this is not me making up insults as part of your thread, this is the truth. you might make a small amount here and there while convincing yourself you are big winner, but the fact is you are only barely covering the rake. you should bonus whore or something because thats the only way you will make anything worth bragging abuot you stupid fucking fish.

[ProZachNation]

gabes made me cry

[bigred]

bigred, the reason all you can do is insult people is because you suck really bad at poker. this is not me making up insults as part of your thread, this is the truth. you might make a small amount here and there while convincing yourself you are big winner, but the fact is you are only bearely covering the rake. you should bonus whore or something because thats the only way you will make anything worth bragging abuot you stupid fucking fish.

judges?

[Greedo017]

gabe ftw

[Lukie]

hows your sister doing?

[dev]

Really tho, if you WERE any good, you could contribute.

Since contributing might give you're meaningless insults some meaning, I have to think that if you could, you would.

Therefore, bigred sucks ass.

[bigred]

Really tho, if you WERE any good, you could contribute.

Since contributing might give you're meaningless insults some meaning, I have to think that if you could, you would.

Therefore, bigred sucks ass.

I think Gabe's is better.

[Pelion]

Really tho, if you WERE any good, you could contribute.

Since contributing might give you're meaningless insults some meaning, I have to think that if you could, you would.

Therefore, bigred sucks ass.

I think Gabe's is better.

ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh dev got served

[dev]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...057&highlight=

When I get high pocket pairs A-Q it becomes very hard for me to fold them even when it's pretty obvious I will lose .... I was thinking of putting a big sign on my wall, like "Don't be an idiot".

Don't be an idiot, bitch.

[a500lbgorilla]

You live alone, you drink alone and your girlfriend left you for a vibrator.

[PO$$E$$ED]

change your name to LittleRed

[™]

Now, now, we shouldn't poke fun at BigRed he is in a very lonely place right now... they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured BigRed. Now, I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others. BigRed has had a tough life, he started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since. Whoever told you to simply be yourself, couldn't have given you worse advice, I guess my only advice is, next time you shave stand a few inches closer to the blade.

[Lukie]

Now, now, we shouldn't poke fun at BigRed he is in a very lonely place right now... they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured BigRed. Now, I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others. BigRed has had a tough life, he started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since. Whoever told you to simply be yourself, couldn't have given you worse advice, I guess my only advice is, next time you shave stand a few inches closer to the blade.

hahaha BURNED

[Lukie]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...oker-33439.htm

DAY 1

The mob continues to run wild through the streets, looking for someone to lynch. They need 8 votes to do so.
BigRed, a random hobo in no way related to the game, is found dead in a public bathroom with his hand on his shlong and a rope around his neck. A crowd gathers around his body , at which point everyone notices how small BigRed is.

-nutsinho
-a500lbgorilla
-Hawklet
-EasyT (3) Phew72, Greedo017, flomo
-courtiebee
-grnydrowave2 (1) bluey
-Greedo017
-Demiparadigm
-bluey (1) grnydrowave2
-flomo (2) midas06, a500lbgorilla
-Phew72
-dwarfman
-midas06
-DogOnMySide
(Pelion) villager, killed on the first night


(BigRed aka LittleRed) hobo, died from autoerotic asphyxiation[/

I vote TM.

[bigred]

Oh man, I got a good laugh from TM but I think I laughed for 15 minutes after seeing that werewolf post.

[sandstorm]

I bet you are going to cut yourself with a goddamn helicopter after this insult:

I love you. Really.

HA! TAKE THAT!

[bigred]

I bet you are going to cut yourself with a goddamn helicopter after this insult:

I love you. Really.

HA! TAKE THAT!

[bigred]

I bet you are going to cut yourself with a goddamn helicopter after this insult:

I love you. Really.

HA! TAKE THAT!

[Lukie]

Unfortunately, guys and girls, we aren't going to see littlered around these parts very much. A tragic incident indeed. For those easily offended, I suggest you do not follow this link. It is indeed a very unfortunately reality of our friend's death.

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?s...5412720913R131

[Lukie]

*SNIFF*, he was a good man.............err um, boy. He will be sorely missed.

[a500lbgorilla]

Cloud Strife is straight.

[Xianti]

bigred, you loser. Stop going around claiming that you are going to have my babies or vice versa or asking me to marry you.

Face it. It's never going to happen. I need someone with some potential of success and a good amount of ambition in life. You have neither.

[Xianti]

Oh, and...

[eeeee]

Are you just fat, or is that really a package of weenies on the back of your neck?

[a500lbgorilla]

I spoke to his girlfriend last night. She sounds a lot like bigred with his nose pinched.

[bigred]

bigred, you loser. Stop going around claiming that you are going to have my babies or vice versa or asking me to marry you.

Face it. It's never going to happen. I need someone with some potential of success and a good amount of ambition in life. You have neither.

My life is over

[DavSimon]

You spend all of your time going classes and studying.....like a degree from an "Ivey League" school will get you anything other than bragging rights at wine tastings.....you try to over-compensate for you lack of poker skills dropping a witty comment here and there, but it is all a sad attempt to ease the emptiness you feel because the rich upper crust kids don't want to hang out with the poor white trash that got his ticket to ride by aceing the SAT and being the president of the Astronomy and Chess clubs. At the end of it you will have a $50K piece of paper hanging on the wall of your parents basement and will be picked up by the police outside the Gap where you tricked the 14 year old boy into meeting you by telling him you are a famous photographer and need to get a feel for what he really looks like before you sign him to a modeling deal.

BTW, I still love you bud.

[bigred]

You spend all of your time going classes and studying.....like a degree from an "Ivey League" school will get you anything other than bragging rights at wine tastings.....you try to over-compensate for you lack of poker skills dropping a witty comment here and there, but it is all a sad attempt to ease the emptiness you feel because the rich upper crust kids don't want to hang out with the poor white trash that got his ticket to ride by aceing the SAT and being the president of the Astronomy and Chess clubs. At the end of it you will have a $50K piece of paper hanging on the wall of your parents basement and will be picked up by the police outside the Gap where you tricked the 14 year old boy into meeting you by telling him you are a famous photographer and need to get a feel for what he really looks like before you sign him to a modeling deal.

BTW, I still love you bud.

The fact that something like this would come out of DavSimon is just pure awesomeness. Game over, Dave wins.