Using physics, one can easily come to the conclusion that Lee Westwood's ears cost him at least 2 strokes per round.

If he only got those suckers flattened, he'd be the British version of Tiger (except not crazy insane for poon now that he's out from under the thumb of his father).

Also...Phil...only golfer I'd like to punch in the face upon meeting. He just looks like a Zabka.