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  1. 01-20-2008 11:47 PM #1
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    Default messed up joke i just heard, offensive maybe

    1: "hey lets watch schindler's list"
    2: "omg no thats the most depressing movie ever"
    3: "well..... it depends on whose side youre on"
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  2. 01-21-2008 12:38 AM #2
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  3. 01-21-2008 02:05 AM #3
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    me: hey you know my grandfather died in the holocaust
    girl: omg
    me: yeah he fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck
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  4. 01-21-2008 02:25 AM #4
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    ok i didnt want to make an offensive joke thread, but i just heard this random joke (that was made up on teh spot) and thought it was worth saying
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  5. 01-21-2008 02:36 AM #5
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  6. 01-21-2008 03:24 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deanglow
    me: hey you know my grandfather died in the holocaust
    girl: omg
    me: yeah he fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck
    BAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH


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  7. 01-21-2008 03:26 AM #7
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    And Schindler's List is sooooo not depressing. It's about one of the only good things to happen during the Holocaust.
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  8. 01-21-2008 03:27 AM #8
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    I'll tell you what's depressing. Any movie where the hot chick dies. That's just wrong.
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  9. 01-21-2008 09:31 AM #9
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    (Just for those who don't know, Madeline Mccann is that little english girl who went missing, her parents were/are suspects...blah blah blah)

    Whats the difference between Madeline Mccann and jokes about Madeline Mccann?

    Jokes about Madeline Mccann will get old.
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  10. 01-21-2008 10:03 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    ok i didnt want to make an offensive joke thread, but i just heard this random joke (that was made up on teh spot) and thought it was worth saying
    too late to stop it



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    Quote Originally Posted by Deanglow
    me: hey you know my grandfather died in the holocaust
    girl: omg
    me: yeah he fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck
    I dunno if you're misquoting for comic/offensive effect, but it makes more sense if you say something like "my grandfather did in Auschwitz" or maybe "during the holocaust".

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  12. 01-21-2008 11:09 AM #12
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    (this ones more for my fellow Canadians)

    How do you kill a fox?

    Cut off it's leg and make it run across Canada.


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  13. 01-21-2008 11:49 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by Deanglow
    me: hey you know my grandfather died in the holocaust
    girl: omg
    me: yeah he fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck
    BAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH


    ****** OFFICIAL OFFENSIVE JOPKE WARNING!!!! ******

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    A: You can slick her hair back and pretend she's a seven year old boy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
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    (this ones more for my fellow Canadians)

    How do you kill a fox?

    Cut off it's leg and make it run across Canada.
    ??? I don't get it.

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  15. 01-21-2008 03:19 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    I wanna play too!

    (this ones more for my fellow Canadians)

    How do you kill a fox?

    Cut off it's leg and make it run across Canada.
    ??? I don't get it.
    I was reading the jokes to the gf, go to this one, and said "i dont get this one."
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    This one is pretty wrong.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    I wanna play too!

    (this ones more for my fellow Canadians)

    How do you kill a fox?

    Cut off it's leg and make it run across Canada.
    ??? I don't get it.
    Google Terry Fox. You guys need to get out a bit
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  18. 01-21-2008 04:03 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by AHiltz
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    I wanna play too!

    (this ones more for my fellow Canadians)

    How do you kill a fox?

    Cut off it's leg and make it run across Canada.
    ??? I don't get it.
    Google Terry Fox. You guys need to get out a bit
    Ya, who the hell doesn't know T-dog. And seriously, I always thought he made it all the way when I was a kid. Then I got older and realized he didn't even make it halfway, what a pussy.


    Also:

    Whats so bad about 4 black guys in a car going off a cliff?


    The car seats 5.
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  20. 01-21-2008 04:18 PM #20
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    paging spoon, spoon to the offensive joke thread, paging spoon...
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  21. 01-21-2008 04:43 PM #21
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    What the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

    The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the over.


    What did the black kid get for Xmas?

    Your bike.


    What do you call a black guy with a wooden leg?

    Shit on a stick.


    What do you do when you wake up and see your TV floating across the room?

    Turn the lights on and shoot the n-word.


    What do you call a black guy driving a Ferrari?

    Grand theft auto.


    What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

    A pilot you fucking racist.



    And less offensive, but always made me laugh:
    What did the black kid do when he had diarrhea?

    He jumped in the freezer cause he thought he was melting.
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