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    I will be in Miami for about 2 weeks... Anyone got suggestions? Iam up for anything but transexuals, gay clubs, gay dudes, and bizarre acts of donkey shows.


    I aint no baller either so ... I aint paying more than 20 bucks to get in ..

    Clubs, bars, strip clubs, ex girlfriends, etc.... Let me know whats up !
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    strip clubs
    I aint paying more than 20 bucks
    gl
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    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    strip clubs
    I aint paying more than 20 bucks
    gl
    For clubs ... to get in .. Cover...


    I am not into spending cash in a strip club .. I just want to bump into their titties on accident.

    Your fricken avatar is off the shit.. Make some T shirts and bumper stickers midas.
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    go to south beach in the art deco district
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    go to south beach in the art deco district
    Any contacts ? Names of clubs/bars?

    My problem is when I stay in Miami , I stay in the Doral area... This is like middle/lower class... But to me ... Its off the fricken shit... Cuban and girls from Columbia everywhere... And dumbass white girls too.
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    Um. Don't go into Twister, its a gay bar, and I was not aware. Alcohol will do that... I walked in, and everyone was watching the wizard of oz.

    Yeah. Hit south beach, there isn't much else. All the bars are good, except the aforementioned Twister, and most dont do covers for 21+, but expect to shell out a minimum $7/drink. Theyre all in one area, so finding one is no biggy. Club hop. There will be plenty of young nubile hotties. If youre up for the drive, in the Sunrise area is a strip club called Gold Finger which is the shit.

    If youre a golfer in the Doral area, it would be a sin not to play the Green Monster.
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    No one played at the hard rock ????? In Lauderdale? Seminole Casino ???????? Anything else.. I always thought south beach was fucking stuck up ... If its cool... I BE THERE BRO...
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    South Beach is amazing on a Friday/Saturday night.

    When I went to Miami, I saw three drag queens in one day. One had lost his/her/its wig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hydroseeds
    South Beach is amazing on a Friday/Saturday night.

    When I went to Miami, I saw three drag queens in one day. One had lost his/her/its wig.
    Dude... Dont hype it up more than it is... I be lucky to pull a chick without a wig, LMAO JK... Was she a blonde at least? One of my buddies in Lauderdale... He is like 46 yrs old... His son is a fricken Paris Hilton impersonator... The dude looks just like her.. And he got tittys..
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    Quote Originally Posted by fasin8ing
    His son is a fricken Paris Hilton impersonator... The dude looks just like her.. And he got tittys..
    How does he looks like her if he has tits?
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    Quote Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
    Quote Originally Posted by fasin8ing
    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=525 03823
    before clicking on the link you have to say to yourself, this wont be good.....

    I aint saying nothing... lol SUP Elipsesjeff-

    You checked it out didnt you ???????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by fasin8ing
    No one played at the hard rock ????? In Lauderdale? Seminole Casino ???????? Anything else.. I always thought south beach was fucking stuck up ... If its cool... I BE THERE BRO...
    The Seminole Casino was a huge disappointment. The highest LHE they had was $1/$2 with a meaty rake + tip. If youre looking to gamble -- blackjack, craps, whatever else, go for it. But dont go for the poker.

    And yeah, south beach is pretty stuck up, pompous, and you'll probably catch the gay, but as someone said, late friday/sat night is good stuff for clubbing.
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    yo im from miami ...you definitely have to hit up club space ., it has everything , 3 rooms ..one for rock , hip hop , and techno...its always packed with fine ass girls ...

    some strips by the doral area ...are Pink pussycat and Stonewall..both are alright , loaded with latina ho's if thats your thing ...if your into black girls you have to hit up solid gold and club rolexxx , preferably solid gold since club rolexxx is in the shitty part of town...

    the seminole has more LHE, games then it used to it , i think it goes up 10/20 now ....and the Seminole has like 3-4 or clubs , a sports bar , and a bunch of restaurants . ...




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    Thanks all for the comments... If anyone has an EXWife or ExGF there... Post her number.. I will let her know you said hi after we go back to the hotel. Shit, I will even take pictures and post them ...

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