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    Default Michael Jackson dead???

    serious.

    just been on BBC news? rushed to hospital and they recon he's beat it. literally.

    anyone else heard this????
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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8119951.stm

    latest news on radio is he's dead
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    crazy
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    If true, this is not a "Bad" thing.
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    man is...was a kiddy fiddler so who cares.

    but Michael Jackson dead! Weird.
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    Cnn says he's at the hospital ... not dead.
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    it sounds like he's fairly dead

    kiddy fiddler or not he made good music..
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    damn...but you know whats gonna happen right?

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    he made some quality music.
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    quick Werewolf Thriller!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    quick Werewolf Thriller!!!!
    omigosh! do it!
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    guess he got enough?
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    too soon?
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    He faked his death!!! He did it to escape his debts, legal woes, and crazy ass fans that have stalked him his entire life. A Michael Jackson impersonator (Boogey Jenkins) died last week, and the Jackson camp has had him on ice since. The autopsy will be faked, documentation forged, and Boogey's body buried in Michael's place. Trust, Jacko will be spotted here and there for years to come.
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    Farrah Fawcett also dead, true sex symbol

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    I'll miss Ed McMahon and Farrah much more. Shame Micheal will be remembered for what he was and not what he is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms
    Shame Micheal will be remembered for what he was
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms
    I'll miss Ed McMahon and Farrah much more. Shame Micheal will be remembered for what he was and not what he is.
    [07:12pm] [Chelle] ding dong fucking creepy mother fucker is dead
    [07:13pm] [Bbickes] wat
    [07:13pm] [Chelle] Michael Jackson
    [07:13pm] [Bbickes] music icon is dead u mean
    [07:14pm] [Chelle] uh
    [07:14pm] [Chelle] sry, he's creepy
    [07:14pm] [Chelle] so its kinda like lol
    [07:14pm] [Chelle] and a child molester


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    Too soon for jokes?

    Unconfirmed reports that MJ will be recording a new video for Thriller. Sadly the makeup team have been told they will not be required

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    yay my first 5 spades thread. shame is was related to a dead kiddy fiddler, but meh, 5 spades.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    that should take you down a peg
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    It'll be interesting to see how he's remembered over time. One of the greatest entertainers of our time, or a guy who liked kids too much.
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    Wow. =/

    Nobody really thinks those kiddy incidents were anything more than just jokes and rumors, do they?
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    If he was a child molester he died too easy. Something about him creeps me out-may very well be true what they say about him. I have no tolerance for people who would hurt a child like that!
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    It sucks to say this but certain people, no matter how messed up they are, have natural abilities that transcend and overtake their drawbacks. Michael Jackson in his prime was the greatest entertainer in the history of mankind. It doesn't matter if you think he molested children or not, he should be remembered for the greatness that he embodied for so long. There are dozens of examples of individuals with extraordinary god-given talent and seemingly unforgivable personal drawbacks that are now considered undeniably important in the grand scheme of history. Michael Jackson should be one of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illfavor
    It sucks to say this but certain people, no matter how messed up they are, have natural abilities that transcend and overtake their drawbacks. Michael Jackson in his prime was the greatest entertainer in the history of mankind. It doesn't matter if you think he molested children or not, he should be remembered for the greatness that he embodied for so long. There are dozens of examples of individuals with extraordinary god-given talent and seemingly unforgivable personal drawbacks that are now considered undeniably important in the grand scheme of history. Michael Jackson should be one of them.
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    pretty crazy stuff. my wife and I went up for a BBQ at a friend's house, and all twelve of us were watching some news channel that was chronicling his life. We're all 28-32 years old, too young to know Michael Jackson in his prime, and here we are transfixed on this guys life/death. he was a spectacle, that's for sure.


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    Fuck Jackson up his stupid ass.

    Sure he was a great entertainer, but he was also a delusional douchebag who probably fucked children. He was also rich, lived an extremely high class life, and our sympathies should not be wasted on him. Today 1 billion people across the globe are starving, millions are being falsely imprisoned, murdered, raped, enslaved, diseased, etc on a daily basis. If we sympathize over anybody, we should sympathize over them, not some primadonna, mentally deranged princess who was probably a horrible sex criminal

    And for the love of god, news channels need to stop doing nothing but running this story and interrupting previously scheduled programs to sob over this piece of garbage. At least Jim Lehrer didn't succumb to this retardation. I wanna see every one of these fucking channels get interrupted every time a soldier or civilian in Iraq/Afghan/Pak dies. Or every time an African child is raped because of the popular superstition that virginity cures AIDS, or every time a falsely imprisoned/executed person is posthumously exonerated...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Fuck Jackson up his stupid ass.

    Sure he was a great entertainer, but he was also a delusional douchebag who probably fucked children. He was also rich, lived an extremely high class life, and our sympathies should not be wasted on him. Today 1 billion people across the globe are starving, millions are being falsely imprisoned, murdered, raped, enslaved, diseased, etc on a daily basis. If we sympathize over anybody, we should sympathize over them, not some primadonna, mentally deranged princess who was probably a horrible sex criminal

    And for the love of god, news channels need to stop doing nothing but running this story and interrupting previously scheduled programs to sob over this piece of garbage. At least Jim Lehrer didn't succumb to this retardation. I wanna see every one of these fucking channels get interrupted every time a soldier or civilian in Iraq/Afghan/Pak dies. Or every time an African child is raped because of the popular superstition that virginity cures AIDS, or every time a falsely imprisoned/executed person is posthumously exonerated...
    yo I agree with a lot of the stuff you said at the end of your post, but the guy was an iconic figure. he was bigger than Elvis Presley, bigger than anything.......ever. I'm only 29 (almost 30........fuck), but there was a generation that followed him religiously. He was the goddman man, he was the show-stopper, the best entertainer (what some say) ever.

    Yeah, he was a pretty fucked up guy in the end, but he was a beyond-famous guy that was fucked up, and he died suddenly, that's why it's such a huge story.


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    I think many people take death too seriously (regardless of who has bit the bullet).

    He made a lot of good music but made a lot of shit as well, so I can't get too worked up about this.

    As for what happens now, the media (particulary TV news) will queue up a line of people to lick his ass and his extremly dodgy past will be completely whitewashed.
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    we are all too young to realize the magnitude of this

    everybody is downplaying this (me included), but it's a big goddamn thing


    EDIT: to a different generation


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    I'm personally just fascinated that he still has fans. Sure his music may be fantastic for some people, I like some of it, but he turned himself into a zombie crack rat who most likely banged some kids. Michael Jackson died years ago.

    And honestly, this all just looks soooooooo silly. The fact that he was not ostracized from the public mind years ago is disturbing
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    I know I may be sounding kind of silly myself, but I loathe Michael Jackson about as much as I could loathe a celebrity. Ever since he started fucking his face up I very quickly confirmed his undignified douchebaggery and that he was no longer a person worthy of life.

    If there exists things that are not beautiful, Michael Jackson became one of them. Call me prejudiced, but Jackson turned himself into a disgusting disgrace. Paris Hilton is about 100x cooler than him.

    I'm getting myself kinda worked up right now. I just hate that motherfu.cker*. Not a real kind of hate, but a facepalm omgwtfbbq hate

    * gotta bypass the poopyhead filter somehow. wtf is that
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    the guy sold 750 million records!!!

    He's my generations biggest star. Him dying is like Elvis dying - but probably bigger.

    Yes he was fucked up, but he was unbelievably talented. His latest music has all been rubbish, but some of his early stuff is amazing.


    all the kiddy fiddling stuff and the surgery etc just made him more famous. prob the most famous person in the world?

    Why would anyone think this wouldn't be massive news???
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    Why would anyone think this wouldn't be massive news???
    Because several years ago when he started screwing everything up the headlines should have read: "Beloved icon turning himself into disgrace".

    Today the headlines should read: "A disgrace dies, nobody cares".

    The story of the cult icon Michael Jackson died a long time ago. It passed with his nose and sanity
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    [quote="wufwugy"]
    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    A disgrace dies, nobody cares".
    i think the man protest too much. wufwugy loves MJ, wufwugy loves etc etc ...
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    Michael Jackson was refused entry into heaven today. When he asked why he was told

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    I'm ashamed to say I agree with Wufwugy, 100%. I don't give a fuck what he did 20 fucking years ago, He's a douche and a molester that shouldn't have gotten off this easy.
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    The Michael Jackson everyone is remembering died years ago
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    We're all 28-32 years old, too young to know Michael Jackson in his prime,
    maybe your parents are racists or something so they didn't let you watch then Billy Jean and or Thriller videos? That was his prime without doubt.

    not sad he's dead, it's more weird to think about. We were out to eat and this super flaming waiter said "We're all just sad he upstaged Farah"
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    man, i just got the news on CNN. After all, he made thriller, which pretty much beats all you haters.
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    Number of Jacko threads on ftr: 1
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    Even here he's upstaging her...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms
    I'm not ashamed to say I agree with Wufwugy, 100%. I don't give a fuck what he did 20 fucking years ago, He's a douche and a molester that shouldn't have gotten off this easy.

    imo
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    He's ashamed at the concept of agreeing with Wuf, as he should be.
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    i think mj touched wugwufy once or twice
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    R.I.P, easy as 1,2,3.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy
    We're all 28-32 years old, too young to know Michael Jackson in his prime,
    maybe your parents are racists or something so they didn't let you watch then Billy Jean and or Thriller videos? That was his prime without doubt.
    thanks for a idiot comment

    the point I was making was that I was five years old or younger when his greatest shit came out, maybe 12-13yrs old when his last decent album dropped. therefore, I cannot comprehend how huge a phenomenon MJ was, and I don't necessarily understand all the hoopla over his death.


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    R.I.P, easy as 1,2,3.
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    I am ambivalent but my wife has been in tears since yesterday.

    No question the guy lead a very strange life, but it is undeniable that his entertainment talent was exceptional.

    As the father of two daughters who were molested, one by a second cousin of the family and the other by a female babysitter, I am more moved by the notion that one less (alleged) child molester is gone.

    If he was innocent, then what extraordinarily horrible muckraking he endured, but if he was guilty then he got off much easier than he deserved. And yes, I know that molesters are almost always the product of molestation, but when you become an adult ALL of your choices are your own, including the ones you feel compelled to do because of childhood trauma.

    Either way, may he finally rest in peace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    i think mj touched wugwufy once or twice
    I lol'd
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    I don't give a shit about celebrity.

    Seriously, what's the difference between a baby dying of AIDS and Jacko dying from narcotic pain killers.

    The difference is that there is no difference, just other outcomes.

    A lot of people on this thread need a reality check.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy
    We're all 28-32 years old, too young to know Michael Jackson in his prime,
    maybe your parents are racists or something so they didn't let you watch then Billy Jean and or Thriller videos? That was his prime without doubt.
    thanks for a idiot comment

    the point I was making was that I was five years old or younger when his greatest shit came out, maybe 12-13yrs old when his last decent album dropped. therefore, I cannot comprehend how huge a phenomenon MJ was, and I don't necessarily understand all the hoopla over his death.
    I'm the same age and aside from maybe Madonna and Kobain I can't think of another star who seems more our generation to me. 5-13 is when you like pop music. He pretty much started MTV. I remember exactly where I was when I saw the thriller vid.

    I humbly apologize for being an idiot and calling your parents racist.
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    This thread reflects poorly on humanity, imo.
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    if that in some way assumes michael as being part of humanity, i think you're way off
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    What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
    One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

    How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
    There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

    Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
    Because there are twenty of them.

    Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
    Two 5 year olds.

    How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
    From a catalogue.

    Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
    He thought it was a delivery service.

    What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
    A Michael Jackson slumber party.

    Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
    Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

    What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
    Michael Jackson’s hand.

    What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Jacko?
    Fergie will be playing gigs next year, jacko won't

    McDonalds have bought out a new Jacko burger to commemorate Michael Jackson’s life. It consists of a 50 year old piece of meat between two 7 year old buns.

    why did mj die?
    he ate 5 year old wieners

    Jacko goes to heaven and is met by St Peter who refuses him entry. MJ says why can’t i come in. St Peter replies don’t blame it on the sunshine, dont blame it on the moonlight, dont blame it on the good times, blame it on the buggery!!!

    When Farrah Fawcet got to heaven god granted her one wish… she wished that all the children would be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illfavor
    This thread reflects poorly on humanity, imo.

    i would have to agree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illfavor
    Michael Jackson reflects poorly on humanity, imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by Illfavor
    This thread reflects poorly on humanity, imo.

    i would have to agree.
    People who post "ooo, it's terribly sad" need to get their shit in check.
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    Jon Lajoie, one of the internet's most talented comedians and musicians, telling it how it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by Illfavor
    This thread reflects poorly on humanity, imo.

    i would have to agree.
    People who post "ooo, it's terribly sad" need to get their shit in check.
    This is just dumb. If someone cared about this person (POSSIBLE, DESPITE NOT KNOWING HIM) then you should allow them to be sad FFS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illfavor
    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by Illfavor
    This thread reflects poorly on humanity, imo.

    i would have to agree.
    People who post "ooo, it's terribly sad" need to get their shit in check.
    This is just dumb. If someone cared about this person (POSSIBLE, DESPITE NOT KNOWING HIM) then you should allow them to be sad FFS.
    But that's not what you said. You said it refects poorly on humanity - a sweeping statement if ever I heard one.
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    meh, I'm 29 and while not sad by the news I do feel a sense of strangeness to be in a world without MJ. Anyone my age grew up knowing MJ was it, the one, the biggest name in entertainment ever.

    Just a bit of a shock when a force this massive, for whatever good or evil you believe, is gone from the world so suddenly. And anyone shocked by the attention it is receiving worldwide is in denial as to the impact Jackson has had for nearly 50 years.

    never fear, it won't last forever and we can all go about our normal, boring lives again. :P
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    Hitler finds out MJ is dead:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8
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    Bwahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaa WARPE that was FUCKING FUNNY!!

    Imma gonna change my fb status to RIP MJ.
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    Real video footage of Michael's hair on fire for Pepsi shoot.

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