The man could've come to court and sat at the table holding hands with two 7 year olds and he would've been innocent.

by the way, if you haven't seen the conan obrien with triumph the dog interviewing people outside the MJ trial, you're missing out. that was the funniest sketch i've seen in a long time. i saw it on alldumb.com on like the third or fourth page of videos, its a decent copy, but i'm looking around for a better one.