Can we get rid of fat people marriage too? That's probably not a good environment for children. They shouldn't be able to adopt either because their kids have a better chance of being overweight. Oh, people who chew their gum loud too. They "bother me." I don't want any kids to be future loud gum chewers. Oh, let's ban "people who watch the NBA" marriage. I dislike the NBA and they could create more NBA fans, that bothers me. In fact, let's just go ahead and ban everyone that disagrees with anything I believe in. God forbid they enjoy the privileges of marriage and a family if they hold different views on life.

Why stop there? If fat people can't breed, marry, or integrate themselves into society, what's the point in letting them live? Same with all the other people who disagree with me. I say we band together and eradicate all these groups of unbelievers, these infidels. Man, I can't believe no one has thought of this before!


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