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    Default Milestone Bonus E-mails

    Hello Loyal Rake-Bot,

    We have released the bonus. Thank you for playing on PokerStars.

    Regards,

    Lee Jone's Ex-Minions
    PokerStars VIP Team


    ----- Original Message -----
    From: [email protected]
    Sent: 2008/11/08 21:18:32
    To: [email protected]
    Subject: Milestone Bonus Request

    >Dear Lee Jone's Ex-Minions,
    >
    >I've got 50,000 FPPs with your name on it. Hit me with some $2000
    milestone bonus action.
    >
    >Your loyal rake-bot,
    >Jesse "spoonitnow" Eddleman
    >
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    Reasons for making this thread:

    (1)Demonstrate that you play a lot.
    (2)Show that you can jive with the internet homeboys
    (3)Take a stab at having a sense of humor more in line with laughter and less in line with trollisms.

    Points of success: (1)
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Reasons for making this thread:

    (1)Demonstrate that you play a lot.
    (2)Show that you can jive with the internet homeboys
    (3)Take a stab at having a sense of humor more in line with laughter and less in line with trollisms.

    Points of success: (1)
    YEAH WELL YOU'RE JUST A PART OF THE LEFTYIST ELITISM GOTCHA MEDIA SO SUCK IT
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    We may have to reconsider (3)
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    We may have to reconsider (3)
    OH SO NOW YOU'RE A FLIP-FLOPPER
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    Original conclusions confirmed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Original conclusions confirmed.
    You just think you're better than everyone because you use big words that nobody knows. Typical liberal bullshit.
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    I give this thread 5 spades!
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    I give this thread 5 spades!
    You too, hippie.
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    this thread is sweet. spoon for poty.
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    I like this thread. Rilla and spoon should interact more often.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    this thread is sweet. spoon for poty.
    You're my hero.

    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I like this thread. Rilla and spoon should interact more often.
    Listen, I know you're all excited because Bahrock Hussein Obama Bin Kareem Abdul Jabbar got elected president but you will NEVER take my fucking guns.
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    ill be nice and 2spade u mister sir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    this thread is sweet. spoon for poty.
    You're my hero.

    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I like this thread. Rilla and spoon should interact more often.
    Listen, I know you're all excited because Bahrock Hussein Obama Bin Kareem Abdul Jabbar got elected president but you will NEVER take my fucking guns.
    Text convo between me and my dad yesterday. Penn State loses.

    Dad: ouch
    Me: atleast you guys are showing off those hot new uniforms
    Dad: First Obama now this, 2008 sucks.
    Me: change.gov
    Dad: guns.hide
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    Firefox can't find the server at www.guns.hide.

    More liberal lies.
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    http://www.236.com/video/2008/get_yo...orde_10121.php

    dunno if thats already been poasted somewheres or not.
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    ha love that video
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