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    Default Mindless timewaster

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
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    you didn't finish

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    Meh...111.6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprayed
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    Default Re: Mindless timewaster

    This game has taught me that parallel parking is impossible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
    This game has taught me that parallel parking is impossible.
    WTF? You're a girl!!??
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    Default Re: Mindless timewaster

    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
    This game has taught me that parallel parking is impossible.
    WTF? You're a girl!!??
    lol. I guess had that coming.

    But seriously, parallel parking in this game is so much harder than in real life.
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    37.3 secs second attempt

    first attempt I crashed the car
    "To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of courage or of principle." - Confucius
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth
    37.3 secs second attempt

    first attempt I crashed the car
    i dont think you understand. You've gotta complete more than the first level.
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    90.0 and I'm addicted. Going to try to beat it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth
    37.3 secs second attempt

    first attempt I crashed the car
    i dont think you understand. You've gotta complete more than the first level.
    lol.

    The last one with the dog is gay. 82.3
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    64.7
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    55.3. Almost as good as my real-life parking skillz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    55.3. Almost as good as my real-life parking skillz.
    That's insane. I'm not even close to worthy.
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    Default Re: Mindless timewaster

    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
    This game has taught me that parallel parking is impossible.
    WTF? You're a girl!!??
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Default Re: Mindless timewaster

    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
    This game has taught me that parallel parking is impossible.
    WTF? You're a girl!!??
    Courtie, it's hard to avoid the women jokes when there is only one female member in this fourm... lol.
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    69.6 - lower score is better I take it?

    I don't care for the controls. It takes forever to move the wheel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    55.3. Almost as good as my real-life parking skillz.

    Fuck the level with the dog
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth
    37.3 secs second attempt

    first attempt I crashed the car
    i dont think you understand. You've gotta complete more than the first level.

    whoops

    ...thought that was too easy
    "To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of courage or of principle." - Confucius
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    this game is pretty boring
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    I broke the 40 second barrier and I'm retiring. Thanks for your support, I feel like the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
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    58 was my first time that I beat it, I kept hitting other cars.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I win

    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    110. Last level took me more time than the rest combined. Fucking dog.
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    I think the last level is easier then them all, the 3rd level took me longer because I actually parallel parked like I would do IRL, its easier and faster doing it another way.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Anbd you guys thought I didn't finish. LOL I didn't even end up with a decent time.
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    swiggity, your new avatar is hilarious
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    I win.






    -Kes
    If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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    Sorry for the double post, but I followed it up with this one on the very next attempt.





    Game Over?


    -Kes
    If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
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    swiggity, your new avatar is hilarious
    ty sir
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kessler
    Game Over?
    Yes.

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    wait... what?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    PhotoShop ftw!

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