Minors - does anyone know the answer?

[Nickolaj]

Heey

i was wondering if you were a minor (under 18) when you started playing poker, is it then possible to withdraw you money when you are 18? or can the poker site refuse to give you the money, since you earned them when you were a minor?

[Ragnar4]

yeah, you're screwed man.

But I can totally help. Transfer your money to me, then I'll send you a check for the amount after I withdraw it. PM me with your address.

[Nickolaj]

okay, i'll just go and do that.. or not

[a500lbgorilla]

okay, i'll just go and do that.. or not

Good eye, kid. It's not always easy to tell the untrustworthy from honest folk like your truly.

Now just ship those winnings my way and I'll have my assistant draft up a check, how's that sound?

[Nickolaj]

lol, wtf is this place?

[d0zer]

lol, wtf is this place?

A place not generally openly friendly to helping underagers gambol online.




"openly" ... now if you'll just follow me into this alley with your parent's credit cards we can get you sorted out right quick.

[Carroters]

Hi, I am lonely. Would you like to be friends?

[Carroters]

I was just gonna be friends with him sir, honest I was.

[bigred]

lol, wtf is this place?

This needs to go on the front page

[Imthenewfish]

Heey

i was wondering if you were a minor (under 18) when you started playing poker, is it then possible to withdraw you money when you are 18? or can the poker site refuse to give you the money, since you earned them when you were a minor?

Change your name on the site to your moms and withdraw to her bank acc? if they ask for id have her help. if your parents aren't willing to help you're pretty much screwed.

[ffeJelbaveilebnU]

A place not generally openly friendly to helping underagers gambol online.

FYI, Mr Kwon, the keeper of the FTR keys, used to facilitate PayPal transfers for me when I wanted to withdraw whilst I was a minor.

Just sayin'

[d0zer]

stfu dwarfman, you have canceraids and the clap.

[Ragnar4]

THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE!

[bigred]

daven tells the truth

so glad ur hanging around here dmang

[donkbee]

FYI, Mr Kwon, the keeper of the FTR keys, used to facilitate PayPal transfers for me when I wanted to withdraw whilst I was a minor.

Just sayin'

Xianti hasn't posted here in months and is not the "keeper of the FTR keys".

[WillburForce]

I thought this was gonna be a thread on how to be a success with the minors.

<<<<<<<<<<< very dissapointmented.

[a500lbgorilla]

You know who was patient zero for canceraids? Hitler. But it was irradiacated in a bunker in 1945. The only way to get canceraids today is to get it from his corpsey remains.

[WillburForce]

You know who was patient zero for canceraids? Hitler. But it was irradiacated in a bunker in 1945. The only way to get canceraids today is to get it from his corpsey remains.

I knew there was something wrong with that Hitler guy, I just couldn't put my finger on it. Glad I didn't put my finger on it as well. No canceraids for me.

[Sasquach991]

Minors work pretty good if you're after crappie and sometimes bass but pink worms and chicken livers work better if you are after catfish. Tuffie minors are best for crappie cause they're small. For bass , then I would get some shiners.

[BennyLaRue]

Minors work pretty good if you're after crappie and sometimes bass but pink worms and chicken livers work better if you are after catfish. Tuffie minors are best for crappie cause they're small. For bass , then I would get some shiners.

This is something that I'd say. DON'T STEAL MY GIG, FISH-BOY!

[BennyLaRue]

Also, Chilean Minors?

[a500lbgorilla]

Chili Ann Meyers? I've never heard of it, what's the recipe?

[BennyLaRue]

1lb ground Ann Meyers
1 large onion
1 can tomato sauce
1 can diced tomatoes
1 can red kidney beans
pepper and chili powder to taste

In Cincinnati, they serve Chili Ann Meyers over nude dolls.

[a500lbgorilla]

Damn, I'm allergic to onions, tomatoes, and taste.

[jyms]

It's ok, I heard Ann Meyers had no taste.She wore white shoes after labour day.

[WillburForce]

Ann Meyers is an anagram of yarn semen.

[BennyLaRue]

Anagram is an anagram of Ana Gram, best friend of Ann Meyers.

[WillburForce]

BennyLaRue is an anagram of Benny LaRue, best friend of Benny Meyers, father of Ann Meyers.

[a500lbgorilla]

BennyLaRue is an anagram of Benny LaRue, best friend of Benny Meyers, father of Ann Meyers.

Who himself had no father.

[d0zer]

This thread has been a great success!

[BennyLaRue]

BennyLaRue is an anagram of Benny LaRue, best friend of Benny Meyers, father of Ann Meyers.

You should see when we get together. He's all like, "Hey, Benny" and we both say "What?" because he's really that stupid.

[CoccoBill]

This thread is almost perfect but something critical is missing, here.

http://embed.break.com/MzY1OTEz

NSFW you lamers.

[ffeJelbaveilebnU]

Xianti hasn't posted here in months and is not the "keeper of the FTR keys".

My apologies, I didn't realise you had become extremely anal.

Allow me to rephrase - Mr Kwon, an administrator of flopturnriver.com

[jyms]

Xianti, or Mr. Kwon as you called him, is no longer affiliated with FTR.

[ffeJelbaveilebnU]

Xianti, or Mr. Kwon as you called him, is no longer affiliated with FTR.

Nice try!

[ffeJelbaveilebnU]

My point is, even if he is not anymore (and I still believe he is), he WAS co-owner of this website - so I am demonstrating that it is hypocritical of this website to be scathing of anything that encourages minors gambling.

[d0zer]

oh well lookit mister righteous, fighting hypocrisy at every turn.

he doesn't do it for money or recognition, he does it to make the world a better place

[ffeJelbaveilebnU]

oh well lookit mister righteous, fighting hypocrisy at every turn.

he doesn't do it for money or recognition, he does it to make the world a better place

At what point did I say I was fighting it? I am demonstrating it, showing how ridiculous this website can be sometimes.

[d0zer]

At what point did I say I was fighting it? I am demonstrating it, showing how ridiculous this website can be sometimes.

quit being a nitpicky dick over something I said tongue & cheek and go spread your canceraids elsewhere

[Donachello]

Less serious talk and more recipes for chili please

[kiwiMark]

WTS pictures of my dick.

[givememyleg]

At what point did I say I was fighting it? I am demonstrating it, showing how ridiculous this website can be sometimes.

go away troll

[ffeJelbaveilebnU]

go away troll

Nah.

[a500lbgorilla]

dmang, why are you so mad?

[BennyLaRue]

Less serious talk and more recipes for chili please

Best way to get to Chile is by air, ldo.

If your flight path takes you over the Andes, it's a good idea to bring extra food, or at least some spices and some sort of tenderizing agent...just in case. If the fat ppl don't die in the crash, whack em when no one is looking.

[ffeJelbaveilebnU]

dmang, why are you so mad?

Define mad?

[a500lbgorilla]

BANNED

u mad.

[ffeJelbaveliebnU]

BANNED

u mad.

I'm sorry, what?

[Sykedupp]

is this actually dman? i liked dman!

dwarfman challange mang!

[Ragnar4]

is this actually dman? i liked dman!

dwarfman challange mang!

Yeah people who steal mahnies go from "the guy who invented that super awesome challenge" to "Persona non grata" really quickly.

[UnbelievableGeoff]

is this actually dman? i liked dman!

dwarfman challange mang!

'Tis really me. How have you been?

[a500lbgorilla]

is this actually dman? i liked dman!

dwarfman challange mang!

We all liked dwarfman, but he got canceraids. There's no saving him, we can only save ourselves.

[chardrian]

I rarely, if ever, get pms

[a500lbgorilla]

I remember fondly us trying to raise money to give dwarfman a bankroll only to have Fnord lecture us on how in the wrong we were. Only to then have rippytyde defend the dwarfman collection collective.

Strange to see how time has shown the wrong from the right.

[genericaccount7]

Yeah people who steal mahnies go from "the guy who invented that super awesome challenge" to "Persona non grata" really quickly.

I did steal the money but not a lot of it - do your research before you claim that.

The fact that some dimwits on this website somehow believe I stole a lot money is the main reason I continue to troll here.

[givememyleg]

I did steal the money but not a lot of it - do your research before you claim that.

The fact that some dimwits on this website somehow believe I stole a lot money is the main reason I continue to troll here.

csb

[Sykedupp]

btw, bee saying XMan is no longer with FTR got me searching. Does he have a goodbye FTR post anywhere? Seems weird for him to just be like "peace out girl scouts" without a goodbye

[Ragnar4]

I did steal the money but not a lot of it - do your research before you claim that.

The fact that some dimwits on this website somehow believe I stole a lot money is the main reason I continue to troll here.

Theft of any amount is still theft.

While I can condone stealing bread to feed your family: as far as poker players go, we're only one notch above being simple con-men. Our integrity at a poker table is all that we (as a collective) have. Your choice to steal even a few pennies reflects poorly on everyone who's ever sat down at the felt, more importantly it dually reflects negatively on one of the tightest coolest online communities around.

"yeah but I only raped her a little" still gets you 15-20 man.

"yeah but I only stole a little" at the poker table STILL gets your thumbs broken. Since we're not in a dirty backroom in Texas, instead you get ostracized by anyone, and everyone that remembers the canceraids you gave yourself.

YOU made the choice to be a whore. We simply remind you it was the worst choice you've ever made. Hopefully in the future you don't accept money for sex again. The lesson was the canceraids you caught.

Also: Fuck you.

[Ragnar4]

btw, bee saying XMan is no longer with FTR got me searching. Does he have a goodbye FTR post anywhere? Seems weird for him to just be like "peace out girl scouts" without a goodbye

I know, this came as a shock to me, but I have been AFK for like 18 months.... but I made the same search and came up with nothing.

[Galapogos]

Seriously Xman's gone?? Wtf, I thought he was he just went to more of a behind the scenes role.

[genericaccount8]

Theft of any amount is still theft.

While I can condone stealing bread to feed your family: as far as poker players go, we're only one notch above being simple con-men. Our integrity at a poker table is all that we (as a collective) have. Your choice to steal even a few pennies reflects poorly on everyone who's ever sat down at the felt, more importantly it dually reflects negatively on one of the tightest coolest online communities around.

"yeah but I only raped her a little" still gets you 15-20 man.

"yeah but I only stole a little" at the poker table STILL gets your thumbs broken. Since we're not in a dirty backroom in Texas, instead you get ostracized by anyone, and everyone that remembers the canceraids you gave yourself.

YOU made the choice to be a whore. We simply remind you it was the worst choice you've ever made. Hopefully in the future you don't accept money for sex again. The lesson was the canceraids you caught.

Also: Fuck you.

What I said was, I did not steal ANY money, it was given to me and the fact that I stole nothing and people like you think I did, is the very reason I troll FTR.

[kiwiMark]

I'm bored and lonely, is the very reason I troll FTR.

.

[jyms]

I kind of wish you would try to sue for libel as funny as I think that is. You have created gimmick accounts to the contrary of our sites rules and have been in the wrong from the beginning, and to think you could sue for libel on a pseudonym on a internet forum is laughable. Stop PM'ing me, because I will not respond, I have nothing to do with the "dwarfman Saga" anymore and I will not deal with your behavior or accounts bannings since I will no longer ban you. Best thing for all of FTR to do is just not respond. He's feeding off of the responses. Leave him be, pretending we care. It should be enough knowing how much of a failure he will be in life, without so many people he once called friends that will no longer respond to him.

In fact, I think I will try to gather enough evidence to possibly have Stars look into your account. You played underage, we know who you are, and we have enough threads and discussion on our site to possibly have it looked at. Sounds like a fun little project, in fact, $50 to anyone that finds a way to have Dwarfman's Stars account seized and locked, or any other poker account he may have. I bet if there is enough money in a poker account to hurt him, others may pony up some dough as well.

[a500lbgorilla]

Yeah, but the thing is that no one is going to go through with any of this. No one will get dwarfman's accounts closed, no one is going to be sued for libel, no wars are going to be fought over this silliness.

What will happen is that dwarfman won't have control of his own words on the forum. So if you argue with him, you're arguing with a wall. And if that wall thinks he is to be heard, he won't be.

{canceraids quarenteened - a500lbgorilla}