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    Default Monkey Poker!

    Monkeys rule!

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    Let's see if we can get the monkeys to out-populate the girls in our avatars. No?
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    Yes, change your avatars. Follow me, my children! Join the Renaissance. Join the AWAKENING! Follow Me!

    Dance puppets, dance.

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    I see you edited a little part of the original post...

    Very funny.

    Do you do stand up?

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    Default Re: Monkey Poker!

    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Monkeys rule!

    a500lbgorilla
    That's actually my avatar of Rilla,

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    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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    roffle roffle
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    I just pieced together what happened in this thread, and I like it.
    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    I just pieced together what happened in this thread, and I like it.
    Welcome to the party. Did you bring dip?

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    I just pieced together what happened in this thread, and I like it.
    Welcome to the party. Did you bring dip?

    -'rilla
    No, but I think I just crapped myself.
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    rofl

    i can only laugh


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    Now he limped preflop, check-raised a raggy flop and pushed on the turn...
    Hmmmm, what could he have?

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    You dare to venture into Monkey Land?! We'll eat you alive!
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    Default Re: Monkey Poker!

    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    You dare to venture into Monkey Land?! We'll eat you alive!
    HAHAHA!


    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Let's see if we can get the monkeys to out-populate the girls in our avatars. No?
    How about we meet half way.. What about girl monkeys?



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    Default Re: Monkey Poker!

    Quote Originally Posted by mike4066
    How about we meet half way.. What about girl monkeys?
    Sicko.
    "The urge to gamble is so universal and it's practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil." - Heywood Broun
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    I just wanted to put one more hot chick in a row....

    BTW JM, whats that girls name in your avatar?

    And Xianti, You'll never see a monkey in my pic.
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    I just wanted to make new friends.
    should have known better than to trust a bunch of simians....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Les_worm
    BTW JM, whats that girls name in your avatar?
    Her name is Christina Lindley. I believe that she is some sort of fitness model. There is a website of hers somewhere although I'm not sure what the URL is. www.christinalindley.com I presume. Although I'm at work so I am not gonna try it to verify.
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    no, thats not it, it just takes you to one of those advertising sites. Try .net, i think that'll work, i'm off to see now, yipee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Les_worm
    And Xianti, You'll never see a monkey in my pic.
    I would be careful, You might find one there...but not by your doing
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    Basically just want to see if my avatar works
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    Quote Originally Posted by poskid_1982
    Basically just want to see if my avatar works
    it didn't

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    Im pretty happy with my kitty assassin.

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    OK I'll do my bit to, since the much controversial hype that the bikini girl who was in my avatar had a moustache.

    <---- Monkey!
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    Of course Dwarfman choose the most feeble chimp he can find.

    Dwarfman knows his role.

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    Here's a few for you guys to have fun with:
    http://tinypic.com/1746yt
    http://tinypic.com/174703
    http://tinypic.com/17470l
    http://tinypic.com/174715
    http://tinypic.com/174747
    http://tinypic.com/17474k

    [edit] wonder why thats not working... links work
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    I'm in.
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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    How about we meet half way.. What about girl monkeys?
    Dude, what about that hot monkey woman from the movie Planet of the Apes. I felt so dirty at the time wanting to stick it to her, but now I think it's somehow strangely appropriate.
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    if you cant beat em, join em

    <------- spider monkey
    There is more to poker than life
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    having a spider monkey would be cool
    There is more to poker than life
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    until it starts throwing its poo at you and humping your dog....


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    Quote Originally Posted by sed
    until it starts throwing its poo at you and humping your dog....
    Roffle roffle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sed
    until it starts throwing its poo at you and humping your dog....
    I liked it so much you made my quote of the week
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    Chef Monkey...!! Hahah.. very nice.
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    I don't have any particular love or disdain for monkeys, but I couldn't help throwing this one in. Hehe...
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    ROFL hilarious thread guys...ivey looks a little like a monkey does that count?? lol jk


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    Just thought i'd go with the best of both worlds kind of avitar.
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    Hehe.. the girl AND the monkey. Nice one.
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    i hate monkeys

    *ducks*


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    How can you hate monkeys, man Monkeys are nature's jesters. Whenever you see a monkey, you can't help but smile.
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    i dont smile, i throw stuff


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    Do you eat babies too?
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    elanto: tastes like chicken!

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    Quote Originally Posted by soupie
    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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    nah im not into babies, very salty flavor, not to my liking :P


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    plus if they poop in the middle of you eating them, you have a stinky situation on your hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by soupie
    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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    I've been looking for a picture of an alien probing someone for my avatar, but have been not satisfied thus far in my searching. My current avatar was only a temporary solution.

    Does anyone keep stock piles of alien probing photos?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Hehe.. the girl AND the monkey. Nice one.
    reminds me of a show I saw in amsterdam once....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sed
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Hehe.. the girl AND the monkey. Nice one.
    reminds me of a show I saw in amsterdam once....

    - sed
    No, the guy just needed to shave his back. 8-)
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    Default This Simian likes Human Girls only ....

    I'm odd that way
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    pet my monkey, love my monkey.



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    Default Poker Fiction

    Hot (human) girlfriend: "What's all this talk about Monkey Poker"

    RiverMonkey: "Honey, its a little complicated ... I'll explain later"

    Hot (human) girlfriend: "What about that dude Sed; you know, the one with the banana avatar. I haven't seen him post for a while"

    RiverMonkey: "Sed's dead baby ... Sed's dead".


    [By the way, who added ... "stay out of the Monkey thread, you've been warned" to Sed's 'location' .... that made me laugh my simian ass off]
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    am I welcome now?

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    cmon sed, some of us want the banana back!


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    Quote Originally Posted by sed
    am I welcome now?

    - sed
    No. We're hungry and jealous.

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    touch my monkey!!
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    ROFLCOPTER @ MONKEY PIC

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    Default Sed's not dead

    I'm glad to see that, not only had Sed managed to join the growing Simian craze sweeping the FTR nation, but he has also managed to demonstrate a nexus between monkeys, poker and porn!

    Good job Sed!

    P.S. I hope your avatar change isn't permanent. We monkeys need to eat!
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    One more for the ladies.
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    this sweet bump went unheralded, re-bump.
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    BR: $.1k
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    you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....

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