Hot (human) girlfriend: "What's all this talk about Monkey Poker"

RiverMonkey: "Honey, its a little complicated ... I'll explain later"

Hot (human) girlfriend: "What about that dude Sed; you know, the one with the banana avatar. I haven't seen him post for a while"

RiverMonkey: "Sed's dead baby ... Sed's dead".


[By the way, who added ... "stay out of the Monkey thread, you've been warned" to Sed's 'location' .... that made me laugh my simian ass off]