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  1. 02-02-2005 01:15 PM #1
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    Default Monkeys Everywhere

    Ok, I'll give.

    What's up with the monkeys on this site.

    I want a cool avatar, and feel like it's gotta be a monkey or it just won't be da nuts!
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  2. 02-02-2005 01:16 PM #2
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    they like to beat there monkey thats all


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  3. 02-02-2005 01:24 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corey
    they like to beat there monkey thats all
    and my nurse mends the wounds.....dice rolling ensues...
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  4. 02-02-2005 01:25 PM #4
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    But what does my avatar do?

    *Sigh*, I'm not with the 'cool kid' gang on the avatars am I.
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  5. 02-02-2005 01:30 PM #5
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    Hotties are the only way to go if you want a good avatar. Down with the chimps!!
    Is that guy still part of the forum??
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  6. 02-02-2005 01:37 PM #6
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    Those damn dirty apes!!! Up with Humans!!!

    Hotties= Homo Erectus

    Ape= Homo Spankoffus

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  7. 02-02-2005 01:47 PM #7
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    Someone (Fnord?) posted a link to a site with this monkey poker all-in strategy a looong time ago. I think that's where it originated.
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  8. 02-02-2005 01:55 PM #8
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    You've shown up in the middle of an avatar war..
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  9. 02-02-2005 02:00 PM #9
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    Banannas= Phallus Fakeus

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    Quote Originally Posted by FyrFytr998
    Banannas= Phallus Fakeus
    so, are you the Road-Runner or Wylie Cyote (sp?)
    Is that guy still part of the forum??
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  12. 02-02-2005 02:13 PM #12
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    It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.
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  13. 02-02-2005 02:37 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.
    trying to figure out the rules to this game
    1. hmm, monkey eats banana - monkey wins
    that's pretty clear.

    banana ? hottie - banana wins
    that's disturbing.

    hottie ? monkey - hottie wins?
    for every verb i can think of monkey wins here too, but i have a filthy mind.


    {edit - grammar and spelling doubleplus ungood}
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  14. 02-02-2005 02:44 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by whileone
    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.
    trying to figure out the rules to this game
    1. hmm, monkey eats banana - monkey wins
    that's pretty clear.

    banana ? hottie - banana wins
    that's disturbing.

    hottie ? monkey - hottie wins?
    for verb i can think of monkey wins here too, but i have a filty mind.
    Um, like in King Kong, I guess maybe the hottie wins? Or something?
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  15. 02-02-2005 02:52 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by whileone
    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.
    trying to figure out the rules to this game
    1. hmm, monkey eats banana - monkey wins
    that's pretty clear.

    banana ? hottie - banana wins
    that's disturbing.

    hottie ? monkey - hottie wins?
    for every verb i can think of monkey wins here too, but i have a filthy mind.


    {edit - grammar and spelling doubleplus ungood}

    rofl esp the banana and the woman.


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  16. 02-02-2005 03:16 PM #16
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    You guys have it all mixed up. Here are the rules:

    1. Monkey eats Hottie, Hottie wins

    2. Hottie screws Monkey, Monkey wins

    3. Banana screws Hottie, Banana wins



    Yes, I know there's no true winner, but it sounds like a fun game!
    When your wife says, "Now if I were as lesbian...", while looking at Jennifer Garner, wouldn't she be your favorite actress too?
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  17. 02-02-2005 03:26 PM #17
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  18. 02-02-2005 05:48 PM #18
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  19. 02-02-2005 05:49 PM #19
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    Behold. My chosen Avatar!!!!

    (I can change this later, right?????)
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  20. 02-02-2005 05:52 PM #20
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    Nope, you're stuck with it.

    Nice call.

    *shudders*

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  21. 02-02-2005 11:19 PM #21
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  22. 02-03-2005 07:01 AM #22
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    shoulda gone with the hotties.
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  23. 02-03-2005 10:11 AM #23
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    Nice choice EasyT.
    When your wife says, "Now if I were as lesbian...", while looking at Jennifer Garner, wouldn't she be your favorite actress too?
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  24. 02-03-2005 02:56 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aceofone
    shoulda gone with the hotties.
    Damn right - come on you hotties
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    <Grub Smith>There's a lot of face to read. It really is a big head.
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  25. 02-03-2005 03:26 PM #25
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    hmmm. dukesoccer is all about the postcount++ today eh?
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  26. 02-03-2005 03:27 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by whileone
    hmmm. dukesoccer is all about the postcount++ today eh?
    I'd say he's more about the 'BAN ME, PLEASE!' today.
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    while I must agree that tawnee is hot, are you allowed to post that here? From a legal standpoint
    Is that guy still part of the forum??
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