The most awesomest email I've gotten from Stars

[dranger7070]

This was observed while I was berating this guy who was talking crap during a 45 man SnG. (took 2nd btw shippity ship ship). Anyways.

Hello dranger7070 -

We are writing to inform you that we have suspended your chat priv-
ilege for 24 hours as a result of your chat on 2009/03/12.

The use of vulgarity when addressing another player is not
allowed.

When asterisks are seen during chatting, it is a warning that
what is being put into the chatbox is not allowed. Using
spaces or other characters, or otherwise defeating the censor
is a violation of the Card Room Rules.

At the end of 24 hours, your chat will automatically
be reinstated. There is no need to write to support.

Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyone
can feel comfortable. Abuse and other disruptions to the games takes
away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be tolerated.

We thank you for your cooperation.


Regards,

PokerStars Chat Moderation Team


The following chat was observed
ur a douchesack
eat the poop stains out my underwear imo
PLEASE TRY HARDER TO STOP SUCKING SURETHING
AND U SUCK MY CACK AND BALLS
CUZ I TOTALLY DONT LICK BUTTCRACK

[Pig_Vomit]

Sure you don't

[Halv]

If a form email with attatched not-so-funny profanities is the most awesomest email you've gotten from stars, then clearly you aren't taking full advantage of stars support.

[flomo]

need to get some emails of cashouts

[GatorJH]

If a form email with attatched not-so-funny profanities is the most awesomest email you've gotten from stars, then clearly you aren't taking full advantage of stars support.

This.

OP has failed us itt

[ZwiFT]

I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)

[Galapogos]

I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)

This is a common theme in many of my posts.

[JKDS]

i expected another 7 legged spider post inside a secret doomswitch vault. you make me sad.

[dranger7070]

Sorry guys Seemed pretty hilarious to me last night lul. I havent had any big cashouts, so naturally this would be the coolest one lol.

Ill wait til i make like a 5k withdrawal (that would be sexy to me ) then post one of these. Sound better?

[bikes]

So you exploded in chat like a pre-pubescent 13 year old and you think it's funny?

[dranger7070]

No, actually I wasnt even mad lol. It was more for a friend that was watching. He thought the "douchesack" part would be funny, and told me to keep going. I found it entertaining as did he. Also, sngs are kinda boring, so I figured I'd have a lil fun with it, apparently someone didn't find it too amusing. I'm not too worried about it lol.

[ZwiFT]

I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)

This is a common theme in many of my posts.

Same here =)

[wufwugy]

zwift that avatar is tilting the fuck out of me change it now or else nobody will ever love you and you will die alone

[JinxT4]

I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)

This is a common theme in many of my posts.

I dunno, I find most of your Commune posts pretty funny Gala.

[oskar]

I think it's funny.

[drmcboy]

good one with the friend excuse. Mike Matasow got drugs for a friend once. He went to jail.

[dranger7070]

I didnt realize berating in the chat box was worth jail time? Wow, much bigger offense than i realized. lul

[BankItDrew]

i lol'd @ the CUZ I TOTALLY DONT LICK BUTTCRACK

[kingnat]

I think it's funny.

this is sooOOOoo win.

[bigspenda73]

wtf Rilla letting posts like this happen

[bjsaust]

I would be embarrassed by a letter like this.

[ZwiFT]

zwift that avatar is tilting the fuck out of me change it now or else nobody will ever love you and you will die alone

but i have my right hand

[wufwugy]

your avatar is as bad as pornography that zooms in on the dude's face while he orgasms

[sweetlemon69]

+ev imo

[triumphant cracker]

i expected another 7 legged spider post inside a secret doomswitch vault. you make me sad.

i was hoping for the spider too....


'rilla!!!!!!!!