k this got me thinking to what were the stupidest things ive done whilst drunk:

1) pissed on a top of the range laptop whilst asleep
2) put said laptop out of window for safe keeping when it got fixed
3) went to piss on mates face whilst asleep (got woken up luckily)
4) woke up on the top deck of a bus at 6.30am with one pair of trousers pissed on tkaen off, another clean pair still on
5) ate a scorpion in exchange for half a fosters
6) got hospitalised for using the chat up line 'you'll do'
7) last week i got a taxi to my car at 5/30am so i could drive the rest of the way home. past a police station

this list should reach at least about 40 in number but got brain block right now

ive also beached two cars (whilst sober). second time, iwas turing around in hurry, in a compltetly dark alley / street. felt like a bump, thought fuck it, drive anway. it was slanted bricks leading up to a small wall. my car was beached, with 3 wheels off the ground. imagine knocking on sum1 door to tell them uve accidentally parked ur car on their wall, they were as speechless as me