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My date with the lap dancer goes like this.. (T*Ts UP!)

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    Default My date with the lap dancer goes like this.. (T*Ts UP!)

    Would like to share my night, as I only go on dates about once a yr and this one managed to go aaaaall wrong...

    I havea a bad week, varience, 6-buyin downswing and feel a cold comming on... But I get a valentines card from this cutie I pulled ata party a while back thats all good and we arrage to meet thu night...not all good..

    8.30 We were ment to meet...

    Its 8.45 and she hasn't showed... wth's going on I know she's keen but shes not showing..

    Double Rum and ice at the bar Please, and I'm drinking on my lonesome.

    Abusive Txt 1: "Why the fuck haven't u turned up? U loser."

    I dont take kindly to being pushed around.

    9:10 She rings me from her home "I'm sorry I'm sorry I have no credit I got ID'd and have had to get a taxi back to get my passport, i'll be there soon" Sweet, I'll give here another chance.

    Another Double Rum and Ice...

    9:20 She arrives with her mate (Duh, I wanted some drinks on our own) and regretably WE GO TO A RnB CLUB!!! Now I'm an indie fan, i'll also go out to psy-trance/hard dance but its v rare to see me at the 'look-at-me'-clubs cos theyre so friggin shite... but she got me there...

    It was so shit, one good thing came of it and I bumped into an old friend Wayneo who plays mid-very high stakes (Ive watched him at 10kNL!), so it was good to see a fellow poker junkie out.

    12 Midnight Strikes: I've pulled her once or twice but at this point I've lost her and her mate and find myself sitting half consious on a chair and ~30 mins has passed 'huh wtf's going on' I get up and leave...

    Abusive Txt No2: U know wat yeh ur hot... But u met me so late th.en u fuk off So... Fuk u dont wan ne hassel Good fukin bye.

    And I wake on my sofa hugging a big cusion at 7AM.
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    You and Prozach should hang out.
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    He seems like a fun guy.

    Now Im sobering up im debating weather to appologise for having a go at her.. but im so not a groveller when it comes to women. I may flip a coin on this.
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    I just ate two bags of popcorn drank two huge glasses of water and watched Cool Runnings, and you know what I did? 3 tears at the end of Cool Runnings.... wtf Saving Private Ryan ok maybe thats sad and a war movie, Cool Running while amazing damn...

    Maybe becasue I am so used to playing in competetive sports or in competetive groups... Just the emotions I know so well are in that movie. Great stuff.

    /bring on the ProZach is emo threads, Im not but w/e
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    Hell theres no-way im appologising, I'll ignore her and see if she gets in touch again.

    No need for a coin flip, I just asked myself... Who do i wanna be?

    The guy in the


    Or the guy in the
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    WTF dude, I agree with the don't take any shit approach but a bit of grovelling ain't all that demeaning if you get to fuck a lapdancer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ake
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    You guys have very poor social skills
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    Can someone make me a GAY stamp of disapproval for threads like these. Basically the big red (haha) stamped letters they put on documents and notaries saying GAY.

    Until then

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    Quote Originally Posted by SinkRox
    Hell theres no-way im appologising, I'll ignore her and see if she gets in touch again.

    No need for a coin flip, I just asked myself... Who do i wanna be?

    The guy in the


    Or the guy in the
    Standard, +EP
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Can someone make me a GAY stamp of disapproval for threads like these. Basically the big red (haha) stamped letters they put on documents and notaries saying GAY.

    Until then

    GAY


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    Looks too artificial. I'd like to fine one where it's just the stamp with the outline of red. Appreciate it though dmang.

    Gonna use this from now on

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    You guys have very poor social skills
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    You didn't once call her fat. The night was a failure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    You guys have very poor social skills
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    You didn't once call her fat. The night was a failure.
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    what the fuck.. she showed up late, showed up with baggage, then ditched you. And you are thinking about apologizing... BWAHAHAHHAHAHA
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I'm with boost. She's good for a hate fuck, and thats about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    I'm with boost. She's good for a hate fuck, and thats about it.
    also known as a 'grudge fuck.' Grudge fucks are IMO almost as good as having fevor sex.

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