So a while back we adopted a black lab from the animal shelter. Now, his name is Bandit. It didn't hit me until now that he was obviously a victim of racial prejudice because he's black. They just associated black with a bandit (aka a thief). I mean wtf? Is that not the most racist thing you guys have heard of or what?

In fact I am so pissed off about this, I am going to write letters to Bill O'Reilly, Chris Matthews, etc., so hopefully I can get on air and inform the public how offensive and racist it is to name a dog based on the color of his fur. I mean imagine how offensive it is for an African-American to hear me call my dogs name? So what I need from you, my esteemed colleagues, is to send tons of emails so we can right this wrong.