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    Default MY HUMPS

    What you gon' do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside your trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off my hump.
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

    I drive these brothers crazy,
    I do it on the daily,
    They treat me really nicely,
    They buy me all these ices.
    Dolce & Gabbana,
    Fendi and NaDonna
    Karan, they be sharin'
    All their money got me wearin' fly
    But I ain't askin,
    They say they love my ass ‘n,
    Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
    I say no, but they keep givin'
    So I keep on takin'
    And no I ain't taken
    We can keep on datin'
    I keep on demonstrating.

    My love, my love, my love, my love
    You love my lady lumps,
    My hump, my hump, my hump,
    My humps they got u,
    She's got me spending.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
    She's got me spendin'.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

    What you gon' do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside that trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off my hump.
    What u gon' do with all that ass?
    All that ass inside them jeans?
    I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
    Make u scream, make you scream.
    Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

    I met a girl down at the disco.
    She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
    I could be your baby, you can be my honey
    Let's spend time not money.
    I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
    Milky, milky cocoa,
    Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

    They say I'm really sexy,
    The boys they wanna sex me.
    They always standing next to me,
    Always dancing next to me,
    Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
    Lookin' at my lump, lump.
    U can look but you can't touch it,
    If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
    You don't want no drama,
    No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
    So don't pull on my hand boy,
    You ain't my man, boy,
    I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
    And move my hump.

    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
    My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
    My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
    My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
    In the back and in the front (lumps)
    My lovin' got u,
    She's got me spendin'.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
    She's got me spendin'.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

    What you gon' do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside that trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off my hump.
    What you gon' do with all that ass?
    All that ass inside them jeans?
    I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
    Make you scream, make you scream.
    What you gon do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside that trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off this hump.
    What you gon' do wit all that breast?
    All that breast inside that shirt?
    I'ma make, make, make, make you work
    Make you work, work, make you work.

    She's got me spendin'.
    Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me
    She's got me spendin'.
    Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

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    LOL OPERATIONS
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    OMFG DANCE PARTY USA 2006


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    Did VQC invite you too!?
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    Muxy,



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Muxy,

    I forgot smoking hot chick talking about her assets is really gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Muxy,

    I forgot smoking hot chick talking about her assets is really gay.
    Well, just don't make that mistake again.
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    He was trying to trick us.

    I didn't fall for it. I know better.


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    Our son has learned the words to that song from hearing it on the radio.

    Thanfully he thinks "trunk" refers to the trunk of her car.
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    WTF else would it mean?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    WTF else would it mean?
    Tree's have trunks to you nature-hater!
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    Yeah..that chick will always be gross

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    OH MY GOD THATS GROSS!!!.. hahahah my freind is so obscessed with her, I gotta show him that shit. Im tellin you she just doesnt look good, at all...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ake
    Yeah..that chick will always be gross

    OBV SFPhotoshopped

    Obviously So fucking photoshoped
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    nope.. and even if it was, look at her body, it looks terrible, she looks like a guy with some mediocre tits, and her face is .. yuk... she has a wide ass manly jaw..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    oh btw, the same freind is obssessed with madonna... yes.. the 50 year old, gross, gap-in-her-teeth, washed-up, popstar.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    SFNasty
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy

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    Quoted for truth
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    Quote Originally Posted by ake
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy

    SFNasty
    Quoted for truth
    Oh a post edit thats cool.

    Eurotrash
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    dude..muxy where you pictures of her supposed to convince us that shes hot? Cuz she looks half decent in maybe one of those pictures, the rest she looks like a fucking transvestite...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    dude..muxy where you pictures of her supposed to convince us that shes hot? Cuz she looks half decent in maybe one of those pictures, the rest she looks like a fucking transvestite... who pees herself
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    did this song just make it up to Canada?
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    Song is shit and she's a dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    dude..muxy where you pictures of her supposed to convince us that shes hot? Cuz she looks half decent in maybe one of those pictures, the rest she looks like a fucking transvestite... who pees herself
    thanks for fixing my post ..dont know how I mad that mistake.
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    Some ass fuck was just playing that really loud on my floor.
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    Happens all the time at the harvard of the south, SFA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    Happens all the time at the harvard of the south, SFA!
    LOL
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    Dude the song is funny because i sing it on vent high and drunk.

    Also she is do-able.
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    i heard she does good sucky sucky
    ill leave the lights off if she does...
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    honestly is one of the worst songs ever.

    EVER.
    derp

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