2 guys are sitting at the bar, just getting started drinking. Paul says, "I can't stay out too late, my wife will kill me."

Jeff replies, "What? You let your wife run the house that way? What do you do when you get home?"

Paul explains, "I try everything. I shut my car off a half a block away from home, coasting the rest of the way with my lights off. I sneak quietly into the house, creep p the stairs and slide my clothes off before gently getting into bed, yet she still wakes up and bitches for an hour."

Jeff gets a disapointed look on his face and says, "You're doing it all wrong. I rev my engine the entire way home, honking the horn and everything. I slam the car door, the front door, and stomp up the stairs and slam the bedroom door. Rip my clothes off, slap my wife on the ass and ask, "Who's Horney!" and she never as much as rolls over."