Two Jewish guys are walking down the street and pass by a Catholic Church. There is a sign out side the church that reads "RECEIVE CHRIST AS YOUR SAVIOUR TODAY AND GET $50!"
The first Jewish guy sighs and shakes his head in disgust, then glances over at this friend who appears to be interested. "Uh-Oh" says the first Jewish guy, and his friend says "Man, don't worry I'm just gonna go inside and check it out real quick, I'll be right back."

So 10 minutes later the second Jewish guy comes back out and his friend is waiting anxiously... "Don't tell me you did it?!" he says.
"Actually...ummm.... yes I did."
The first Jewish guy is in astonishment and takes a few moments then asks "Well did you really get the $50 ?" to which the second Jewish (now Catholic) guy says "MAN! IS that ALL you people think about?"





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A litte Jewish girl goes and asks her dad "Daddy can I have five dollars?"
and her Dad responds "Four dollars?! What on earth do you want with two dollars?!"