My lunch today.

[ilikeaces86]

Well we had some nice weather up here in MN today so me and some buds ate lunch outside. We had some brats and a few burgers. As I was about to finish the last chunk of my burger I accidentall dropped it in the sand. I reached down to pick it up and throw it away and as I did so my friend asked if I was gonna eat it. I explained that I was going to throw it away and he said he would take it. So I gave it to him and he ate a dirty burger.

Discuss......

[The_Cheat]

you need new friends

[ihategnomes]

I would fold preflop...

[ake]

I have friends who'll eat stuff out of the garbage can, as long as it's somewhat "fresh". Keep discussing.

[Element187]

that decision had negative EV

[bigred]

What are friends? And how do I purchase these?

[ilikeaces86]

What are friends? And how do I purchase these?

hmmm maybe you shoud make a thread about how to make friends.

Discuss.....

[ihategnomes]

I cant be bought, but I can be rented. That sounds so wrong.

[Spook]

I cant be bought, but I can be rented.

Much like beer.

[UG]

maybe he was just really hungry

[The_Cheat]

i am available for lease.

i accept cash, credit, and American Express

[Element187]

What are friends? And how do I purchase these?

dont feel bad, im not properly bankrolled for this either.

[ilikeaces86]

What are friends? And how do I purchase these?

dont feel bad, im not properly bankrolled for this either.

Not many are.

[™]

Im in college, we'll eat anything as long as its free

[The_Cheat]

Im in college, we'll eat anything as long as its free

I will take a dump and mail it to you for free. would you eat it?

[a500lbgorilla]

There's no such thing as a free meal.

-'rilla

[ilikeaces86]

There's no such thing as a free meal.

-'rilla

nice cliche. Got anymore?

[bigred]

Always follow your dreams!!!!!!!11111oneoneone

[ilikeaces86]

Always follow your dreams!!!!!!!11111oneoneone

classic, keep em coming.........

[UG]

hi what happened to all of the great words of wisdom I was becoming really inspired

[Bezique]

I can't get the sand out of my teeth

[ilikeaces86]

hi what happened to all of the great words of wisdom I was becoming really inspired

Keep on Keeping on.

[jmrogers7]

The rear view mirror is always cleaner than the windshield.

[Spook]

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

[a500lbgorilla]

Shit happens.

-'rilla

[ilikeaces86]

There are plenty more fish in the sea

[ilikeaces86]

When at first you don't succeed, try try again

[ilikeaces86]

There is nothing to fear but fear itself

[RiverMonkey]

I have friends who'll eat stuff out of the garbage can, as long as it's somewhat "fresh". Keep discussing.

"Proximity to refuse, is refuse" - Jerry Seinfeld to George re: chocolate eclair found on top of the garbage @ girlfriend's house

[ilikeaces86]

I have friends who'll eat stuff out of the garbage can, as long as it's somewhat "fresh". Keep discussing.

"Proximity to refuse, is refuse" - Jerry Seinfeld to George re: chocolate eclair found on top of the garbage @ girlfriend's house

Haha nice quote. What a great show.

[RiverMonkey]

I have friends who'll eat stuff out of the garbage can, as long as it's somewhat "fresh". Keep discussing.

"Proximity to refuse, is refuse" - Jerry Seinfeld to George re: chocolate eclair found on top of the garbage @ girlfriend's house

Haha nice quote. What a great show.

Simply the best! You my friend, have been quoted for truth.

Giddyup!

[Grand_MasterB]

Best ever...

"Life's a garden, dig it!" ~ Joe Dirt

[ilikeaces86]

one word Kramer

[™]

War isn't about who's right, it's who's left.

[Spook]

Politics is the act of saying "Nice Doggy" while you search for a big stick.

[Wolverine42]

to kill two birds with one stone as far as the friend eating the burger and the inspirational saying how about this:

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"

[Aceofone]

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if your wrong you'll be a mile away and still have his shoes.

Its better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotamy

[ake]

I have friends who'll eat stuff out of the garbage can, as long as it's somewhat "fresh". Keep discussing.

"Proximity to refuse, is refuse" - Jerry Seinfeld to George re: chocolate eclair found on top of the garbage @ girlfriend's house

"No it wasn't in the trash it was kind of floating on top..hovering, like an angel. Besides in my family we used to eat out of the garbage all the time, no big deal"

[lonnie]

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

[bigred]

AND NOW FOR THE ULTIMATE CLICHE

BUM BUM BUM

Today is the first day of the rest of your life

[a500lbgorilla]

Trying is the first step to failure.

-'rilla

[ihategnomes]

When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do.

[tcpj4]

Where in Minnesota? I live in Rochester.

and yes, today was awesome. =D

[ilikeaces86]

Where in Minnesota? I live in Rochester.

and yes, today was awesome. =D

Going to school in Mankato, live in the cities tho.

[mtbottle]

When at first you don't succeed, try try again

I prefer "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you"

or

"If at first you don't succeed, pull the pin and run"

[Staresy]

When at first you don't succeed, try try again

If at first you don't succeed, give up. There's no sense making a fool out of yourself

[The_Cheat]

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"

and throw it in the face of the guy who gave you lemons untill he gives you the oranges you asked for in the first place!

[a500lbgorilla]

The greatest quote from the Drunkard on the Blue Collar Tour.

"If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life has given them vodka. And have yourselves a party."

-'rilla

[The_Cheat]

awesome quote

i dont remember that part... but awesome quote

[JD52]

"When life gives you lemons....

put that som'bitch in a headlock and squirt in it's eye"

The lemon juice that is.

"How you like that you som'bitch!?"


PS: I woulda ate the burger.

[Aces]

Procrastinator's motto:

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after

[Demiparadigm]

Trying is the first step to failure.

-'rilla

Do or do not, there is no try.

[boost]

killing court witnesses to avoid prison time is much like anal sex. It sounds like a great idea, but it gets messy real fast.



what? you guys dont like my advice?

[stuck]

There's no such thing as a free meal.

-'rilla

actually, food grows on trees.

[Sykedupp]

"War is just gods way of teaching Americans Geography"
-Justin (my buddy)

-Chris

[a500lbgorilla]

"War is just gods way of teaching Americans Geography"
-Justin (my buddy)

-Chris

Hahahahahahahahaha!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

He should seriously sell that joke.

-'rilla

[Sykedupp]

"War is just gods way of teaching Americans Geography"
-Justin (my buddy)

-Chris

Hahahahahahahahaha!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

He should seriously sell that joke.

-'rilla

I (Chris Conley) officially claim any and all rights to this joke, "War is just gods way of teaching Americans Geography" as of May 7th, 5:30 pm PST, Year 2005.

gg, thx for playing, you lose, plz insert quarter.


-Chris

PS:
-He who laughs last, thinks the slowest. (Justin)

-How come sheep dont shrink when it rains? (Justin)

-Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the HOV lane? (Me)

-If sex is a pain in the ass....... I dont even need to finish that quote. (Me)

-Who was the 1st person to look at a cow and think "Hey, I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out!" (Me)

-Sex is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgivin, sex is in. (Me)



PWNT!

-Chris

[a500lbgorilla]

Stand up comedians have been known for paying someone for a good joke.

-'rilla

[Sykedupp]

Really? I didnt know that =\

-Chris

[UG]

And you're from Canada too.

OHH THE COMEDY!