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    Default My perpetual motion machine!!!!!!!

    Im gona post it for you guys be nice

    Ok nevermind the link failure

    http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/82503...ionmachine.bmp

    Ok soo what happens is!(my spelling will be terrible)


    the tube is a cappilary tube(draws water up it) a magnet floats on top of something that floats, and there is a coiled copper wire outside the tube.

    So how do we get the magnet to go up and down and create current or w/e it is called? We put a valve on the bottom of the tube, this stop water from coming in the tube and the water in the tube evaporates and the valve opens and the magnet goes up and bammo we got perpetual motion(or a really horrible failure and a travesty to science)
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    Explain ?
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    lol fixlinkaments
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    If your engineering skills are anythinglike your linking skillz...
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    Default Re: My perpetual motion machine!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Im gona post it for you guys be nice



    [/img]http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/82503realperpetualmotionmachine.bmp[img][/img]

    zach i love you.

    everybody, here's the link:
    http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/82503...ionmachine.bmp

    All 3 of those are the same link. Quite amazingly, zach got none of them right. This is unprecedented territory here.

    By the way, the part of the last link that looks like a fish is awesome.
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    That link's still a little screwy Lukie.

    Try this one

    As for the machine itself, it'll need a little explaining to someone as dumb as me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    That link's still a little screwy Lukie.

    Try this one

    As for the machine itself, it'll need a little explaining to someone as dumb as me.
    me too

    btw, I edited my post and put the right link in.
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    also I do want to point out that magnets are not an infinite source of energy, just a heads up zach. I won't lie and say that I even understand the concept of your awesome machine though. I havn't really looked at it except at a glance though in fairness.
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    Can I guess at the concept?

    Your magnet is floating up and down on waves in the sea and is inducing a current in the wire as it moves?

    If im right then it isnt perpetual motion. Its just converting kinetic energy from the waves into electrical energy and we do that already.

    If im wrong then how does it work? and what are all those valves for?
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    Interesting idea for a build-it-yourself engine, I guess. I wonder if it could power a light bulb. Then you could make several of them and set them off to sea. And then maybe a native on a remote island will see it and think its an alien.
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    Picture of Prozach and his other perpetual motion machine.

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    So it's not a floating dildo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    So it's not a floating dildo?
    No science isnt advanced enough for that

    Explanation in the first post now
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    Default Re: My perpetual motion machine!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    the tube is a cappilary tube(draws water up it) a magnet floats on top of something that floats, and there is a coiled copper wire outside the tube.

    So how do we get the magnet to go up and down and create current or w/e it is called? We put a valve on the bottom of the tube, this stop water from coming in the tube and the water in the tube evaporates and the valve opens and the magnet goes up and bammo we got perpetual motion(or a really horrible failure and a travesty to science)
    The weight of the float+magnet would overcome any weak upward force exerted by capillary action.
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    Default Re: My perpetual motion machine!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    the tube is a cappilary tube(draws water up it) a magnet floats on top of something that floats, and there is a coiled copper wire outside the tube.

    So how do we get the magnet to go up and down and create current or w/e it is called? We put a valve on the bottom of the tube, this stop water from coming in the tube and the water in the tube evaporates and the valve opens and the magnet goes up and bammo we got perpetual motion(or a really horrible failure and a travesty to science)
    The weight of the float+magnet would overcome any weak upward force exerted by capillary action.
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    You mean it's the perpetual motion of the darkness in your soul and the blood from your wrists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    You mean it's the perpetual motion of the darkness in your soul and the blood from your wrists.


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    coal + a powerful compressor fitted with PMM= diamonds
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    fun fact, while I was at school I didnt shave at all and my hair grew really long and when I went home for Thanksgiving my mom said I looked scarry and said I looked homeless
    That fact wasn't fun at all. I'm suing you for claiming it was a fun fact but in reality it wasn't very fun facty at all.
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    Sorry mate.

    Only travesty
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