How do you get two hundred cows into a barn?
Put up a bingo sign.

Why did man create alcohol?
So ugly girls could have sex too.

What's the difference between a nun praying and a nun in the bath?
One's got hope in her soul..........

What is the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


and one for the clever people....

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that understand binary and those that don't.