CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
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> I am passing this on to you because it definitely works,
> and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
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> By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you
> too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way
> to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have
> started and have never finished.'
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> So, I looked around my house to see all the things I
> started and hadn't finished, and before the morning was
> over I finished off a bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of
> Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder
> of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake,
> some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
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> You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Pass
> this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner
> peace.