Quote Originally Posted by Ash256
there's these two gays, naked in their bedroom. after a bout of sex they call a pizza for delivery and get back down to business. Just as they're about to cum, the doorbell goes, one of the gays stands up and says "you better not cum! I'll be right back baby" he goes downstairs to answer the door and returns with the pizza to see cum all over the walls and the ceiling, he says to his lover, "what the fuck, I told you not to cum!" the other gay says, "I didn't... I farted"
hahahahahahahahahaha

its perfect. its a gay joke, a fart joke, and surprise gross-out joke all in one.