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  1. 07-16-2009 08:21 PM #1
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    Default Need to make bed taller

    Short girlfriend plus short bed = hard to bend her over the bed and fuck her from behind, needig suggestions on how to raise up a bed say half a foot or so, it's on one of those shit metal rolly frames and has a boxspring. Looking for a solution that's cheap and effective.
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  2. 07-16-2009 08:29 PM #2
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    shoot it with growth hormone and give it more food = taller bed
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  3. 07-16-2009 08:42 PM #3
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    Lay yourself and your gf down on a railroad track and wait for train...
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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  4. 07-16-2009 09:11 PM #4
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  5. 07-16-2009 09:15 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms
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  6. 07-16-2009 09:59 PM #6
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    Stack up pillows, ldo.
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  7. 07-16-2009 10:07 PM #7
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    Use two box springs. There are different sized box springs so you could use your current box spring plus a smaller one.
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  8. 07-16-2009 11:14 PM #8
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    Get those lift things that you stick under each leg?
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  9. 07-16-2009 11:29 PM #9
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    Get a taller girlfriend, obviously.
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  10. 07-17-2009 01:05 PM #10
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    http://www.amazon.com/Kennedy-Collec...7850312&sr=8-1

    but shouldnt a small bed be a good match for a small girl?
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  11. 07-17-2009 02:11 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
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  12. 07-17-2009 06:09 PM #12
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    OP doesn't give a damn about bed height he just wanted to post a rather epic hidden brag.

    And they make sex props for just this purpose
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    Not sure what makes it epic, unless you have a short girl dangly feet fetish.
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  14. 07-17-2009 06:19 PM #14
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    the epicness has to do with the hiddenness

    the more people that don't see it the better it becomes, and if enough people dont get it it becomes epic. plus everythings epic on the internet

    u shud know this stuff
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    The shittyness of your reply was epic.
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  16. 07-17-2009 07:56 PM #16
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    only if the shittyness was hidden
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  17. 07-17-2009 09:14 PM #17
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    Concrete blocks, one under each leg of the bed. It will cost you every bit of $4 to $6.
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  19. 07-18-2009 08:21 AM #19
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  20. 07-18-2009 02:10 PM #20
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  21. 07-18-2009 07:26 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
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    This is pure "Gold". Pun intended.
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  22. 07-19-2009 01:24 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    ted will never be baller
    This is pure "Gold". Pun intended.
    does op's name happen to be ted, teddy, theodore, etc?
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  23. 07-19-2009 11:24 AM #23
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    short beds do work for short girls.

    stfu and stop being pansy!
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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