We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
: ) means a smile and
: ( is a frown.
Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) .....a regular ass
(__!__)..... a fat ass
(!)..... a tight ass
(_*_) .....a sore ass
(_o_) .....an ass that's been around
(_x_)..... kiss my ass
(_X_) .....leave my ass alone
(_zzz_)..... a tired ass
(_E=mc 2_)..... a smart ass
(_$_)..... Money coming out of his ass
(_?_)..... Dumb Ass