We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:


: ) means a smile and

: ( is a frown.

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

Here goes:

(_!_) .....a regular ass

(__!__)..... a fat ass

(!)..... a tight ass

(_*_) .....a sore ass

(_o_) .....an ass that's been around

(_x_)..... kiss my ass

(_X_) .....leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)..... a tired ass

(_E=mc 2_)..... a smart ass

(_$_)..... Money coming out of his ass

(_?_)..... Dumb Ass