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  1. 03-23-2009 08:03 PM #1
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    Default New to FTR

    Hey everyone,
    Just signed up today!! been playing hold 'em about 3 years now, i don;t really play any other games of poker but i'm sure once i get a good grasp on hold 'em i will try them. Anyways just wanted to say whats up and let you know a little about me.
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  2. 03-24-2009 12:51 AM #2
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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  4. 03-24-2009 03:19 AM #4
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    Flomo has been quite horny lately imo.

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  5. 03-24-2009 10:31 AM #5
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    yea, flomo is such a..........well flomo.

    Oh, and welcome to OP. Just make sure you bring beer to the next tourney. All newbies are required to bring beer to their first FTR torunament.
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  6. 03-25-2009 07:33 PM #6
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    Hey all I just joined FTR today. Site was recommended by a few buddies of mine so thought i would check it out. I have read some great articles and found alot of laughs so far lol. By the size of the site looks like i have alot more reading to do! Anyway my name is Tim, ive been playing online about 5 years. Haven't made my fortune yet , but have managed to accumulate a few bankrolls here and there ,so I just keep on playing to make that first million like everyone else lol. Look forward to some great games and meeting some new people. See ya on the felt.
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  7. 03-27-2009 05:05 PM #7
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    Default Re: New to FTR

    Quote Originally Posted by 1FAST67
    Hey everyone,
    Just signed up today!! been playing hold 'em about 3 years now, i don;t really play any other games of poker but i'm sure once i get a good grasp on hold 'em i will try them. Anyways just wanted to say whats up and let you know a little about me.
    John
    yes...that certainly is very little.....
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  8. 03-30-2009 07:19 PM #8
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    Hi gais! I sign up today, and like present my presentation. Please to be giving me freeroll passwords.

    !% to win at poker you must eat opponents soul.

    5% playing good cards out of house leads to disrupted bowell movements.

    42% I accidentally AA, is this bad?

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  9. 03-30-2009 08:24 PM #9
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    hai doods i luv play poker
    i think play slim cards and hard makes money
    see you all at the tables!
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    hai doods i luv play poker
    i think play slim hards and cards makes money
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  11. 03-31-2009 06:23 AM #11
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    Hai guys!
    Just wanted to introduce myself, I used to beat my wife on a regular basis but after I fractured her jaw for burning the casserole the police psychiatrist recommended taking up a hobby, so I've started playing online poker. Love the site, see you at the tables!
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  12. 03-31-2009 09:11 AM #12
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    hai everyone. Just got back from my gamblers anonymous meeting and thought I would pop in to say hi before hitting the tables? Anyone know if Durrr is online right now?
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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  13. 03-31-2009 12:07 PM #13
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    hei guyz i learn this site from the gorilla. he is friend and said you make friends from mypresentation. i play poker long time now and have good money but likes freerolls for fun still. anyone know if freerolls here? ok off to go find more fish now sure there none here lol heh haha


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  14. 03-31-2009 12:29 PM #14
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    hai guys cant beleve I find site so good with sapience and share knowledges I poosh pre with QJo got called by JT be suckd out on rivar i cant believe howppl play in freerolls or meyb pokerstars is rigghed lol lol anyway i have good tijme here and meyb we shore passwords i see you on the felts!!!!!
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    Did we just witness freetroll on freetroll violence?
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    freetroll pile-ons are fun aren't they?
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    I like to play the HORSE. Where do I find the HORSE here? The HORSe is the ultimate tests of skills and well roundednesss. Bary Greenstern tell me when I say him to Vegas.
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    Hi very good! I am here I play in texas hold'em. I am fine, I have a day change for the better. I play long time and have learned play positive. Now, I want to fight good. Is this also tournaments you have chosen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pocketfours
    Hi very good! I am here I play in texas hold'em. I am fine, I have a day change for the better. I play long time and have learned play positive. Now, I want to fight good. Is this also tournaments you have chosen?
    yes! i can feel it in my pancreas that will i be strong playing on today. you can?
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  23. 04-02-2009 04:22 AM #23
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    Hi! Like this thread.

    I accidentally five spades, is that bad?
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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  24. 04-02-2009 09:47 AM #24
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    you accidentaly what?
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  25. 04-02-2009 09:52 AM #25
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    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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