Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
splash gordon? because you splash the pot

smash gordon? because you smash the competition

mash gordon? cuz you look like alan alda

stash gordon? you have a moustache or are a drug dealer

sash gordon? you wear sashes l.do

rash gordon? you have bad skin

lash gordon? you carry a whip

cash gordon? livin?

dash gordon? you rathole
Why you gotta steal my idea punk??