NOT BALLIN' THREAD, under control

[Lukie]

GUYS,

i said it was not not boc, so i still caught the NBOC essence of the thread right? kinda?

[Galapogos]

Why not just put that news in the appropriate thread?

[Lukie]

Why not just put that news in the appropriate thread?

gabe self-exluded/self-banned himself from my thread so i figured i had to do the same thing to save face. gabe = nboc

thoughts on what i can do differently in the future would be appreciated.

[UG]

post pics!

[Lukie]

post pics!

"Plus Sized" Model -- You have been warned.

george you're killing me!

last pic of plus sized model i'm dating that i'm going to post

also, pics of your wife or it never happened

[Galapogos]

Why not just put that news in the appropriate thread?

gabe self-exluded/self-banned himself from my thread so i figured i had to do the same thing to save face. gabe = nboc

thoughts on what i can do differently in the future would be appreciated.

Sorry, can't help, I only point out the faults of things, I have no idea to come up with solutions. Too many years in management.

[Lukie]

Why not just put that news in the appropriate thread?

gabe self-exluded/self-banned himself from my thread so i figured i had to do the same thing to save face. gabe = nboc

thoughts on what i can do differently in the future would be appreciated.

Sorry, can't help, I only point out the faults of things, I have no idea to come up with solutions. Too many years in management.

lol, POTY. so true.

[Lukie]

let's just stick with nboc from now on

[Ash256]

post pics!

"Plus Sized" Model -- You have been warned.

george you're killing me!

last pic of plus sized model i'm dating that i'm going to post

also, pics of your wife or it never happened

Dayumn.. that's plus sized? I want one!

[blackatom]

NBOC: Not being good at poker.
NBOC: Asking if anyone that is good at poker wants to teach me how to be good at poker.
NBOC: $80 in my checking account.
NBOC: lol I'm stopping there

[Jack Sawyer]

post pics!

"Plus Sized" Model -- You have been warned.

george you're killing me!

last pic of plus sized model i'm dating that i'm going to post

also, pics of your wife or it never happened

Wow, Luckie. Just wow
Jack approves

[Bmxicle]

first time in 2 years that i've had 200 dollars in my chequeing account, NBOC


BUSTO

[Lukie]

first time in 2 years that i've had 200 dollars in my chequeing account, NBOC


BUSTO

no wayyyy

flips on stars?

[lolzzz_321]

first time in 2 years that i've had 200 dollars in my chequeing account, NBOC


BUSTO

[IowaSkinsFan]

Wow the term plus sized is becoming ridiculous if that girl is plus sized.

[Lukie]

danny, please tell me you are not serious

[Galapogos]

He is.

And Bmxicle, you're not busto for real though are you?

[flomo]

lukie photoshop yourself into those pics so that your story is more believable





oh and get insurance for that gun

i'm on the lower level

[IowaSkinsFan]

nah i just skimmed through too much to see George's joke earlier.

Someone needs to hack into George's computer and steal his secret picture folder of Kate in lingerie

[Bmxicle]

nah i'm ok now...i ran the 174 dollars i had up to 3k in blackjack then bet it all on 36 in roulette...ship the 108k.

[sauce123]

awesome

[Lukie]

[ ] true story

[Lukie]

god i cant win a fucking hand; i expect flush draws to beat my sets on a consistent basis, i've been trained for that. i havn't been trained for idiot fucking morons to limp 23s UTG full ring and stack my set in a limped pot wtffffffffffff kill me now

[Lukie]

so last night i ate like 12 ounces of hot peppers + hot italian sausage before i went to bed. I love hot food but this shit was hottttttttt.

this morning i've been up 2 hours and I believe I just took shit number 7, all very healthy shits i might add. and all have burrrrrrrrrned on the way out.

not boc at all

[Warpe]

more like bmoc

[Galapogos]

Ring sting is definately nboc, feels like a chemical burn.

[Trikflow77]

so last night i ate like 12 ounces of hot peppers + hot italian sausage before i went to bed. I love hot food but this shit was hottttttttt.

this morning i've been up 2 hours and I believe I just took shit number 7, all very healthy shits i might add. and all have burrrrrrrrrned on the way out.

not boc at all

ditto, but i ate some thai food last night, im on shit # 7 or 8 today as well.

[badgers]

so last night i ate like 12 ounces of hot peppers + hot italian sausage before i went to bed. I love hot food but this shit was hottttttttt.

this morning i've been up 2 hours and I believe I just took shit number 7, all very healthy shits i might add. and all have burrrrrrrrrned on the way out.

not boc at all

Stag "dynamite" chilli + many flatliners (sambuca + tequila +tabasco sauce) last night.

I AM IN PAIN!!

<----- My ass

[JL]

i've been up 2 hours ...I just took shit number 7, all very healthy shits i might add. and all have burrrrrrrrrned on the way out.

LOL, I don't see how this can be healthy.

[Warpe]

so last night i ate like 12 ounces of hot peppers + hot italian sausage before i went to bed. I love hot food but this shit was hottttttttt.

this morning i've been up 2 hours and I believe I just took shit number 7, all very healthy shits i might add. and all have burrrrrrrrrned on the way out.

not boc at all

you have sunk to a new low, storytelling wise

[boost]

My core class right now is quanity production. Basically Im all up in yo cafeteriaz cookin yo foodz. We only get a 15 minute dinner break, and Im always starving by the time its my turn. I stack up 2 plates and devour them super fast. I was a slow eater until starting culinary school, where theres lots of good food and typically short breaks. My shits have been so massive and dense recently, its great.

[LimpinAintEZ]

My core class right now is quanity production. Basically Im all up in yo cafeteriaz cookin yo foodz. We only get a 15 minute dinner break, and Im always starving by the time its my turn. I stack up 2 plates and devour them super fast. I was a slow eater until starting culinary school, where theres lots of good food and typically short breaks. My shits have been so massive and dense recently, its great.

sounds like many prisoners could tell this exact same story....not sure if thats ballin or not - i'm leaning toward not -

[Lukie]

me: not ballin

trust me

[Lukie]

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[bode]

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for real?

[Lukie]

So I'm watching the Indians play for maybe the 3rd or 4th time all year (beat), and they cut off of the game to have an interview with Lebron James (brag) and he's wearing a flat-brimmed-Ja-Murda-style NY YANKEES hat (our opponent) (beat). The game is in CLEVELAND (brag).

wtf?

LEBRON YOU ARE IN CLEVELAND WHERE YOU ARE WORSHIPPED BY CLEVELAND FANS AND YOU WEAR A YANKEES HAT WHEN WE ARE PLAYING THE YANKEES IN OUR FIRST POST SEASON GAME OF THE MILENNIUM?? HYACHACHACHACH

not ballin

[Lukie]

my god baseball is so boring, and i played for like 15 yrs

[ChrisTheFish]

It's a good job you made this thread for yourself Lukie.

[koolmoe]

I am leading my $1000 buy-in fantasy football league in points, yet I am 0-4.

[bigred]

So I'm watching the Indians play for maybe the 3rd or 4th time all year (beat), and they cut off of the game to have an interview with Lebron James (brag) and he's wearing a flat-brimmed-Ja-Murda-style NY YANKEES hat (our opponent) (beat). The game is in CLEVELAND (brag).

wtf?

LEBRON YOU ARE IN CLEVELAND WHERE YOU ARE WORSHIPPED BY CLEVELAND FANS AND YOU WEAR A YANKEES HAT WHEN WE ARE PLAYING THE YANKEES IN OUR FIRST POST SEASON GAME OF THE MILENNIUM?? HYACHACHACHACH

not ballin

lebron looks like a fucking idiot with that hat on

ortiz shows up to celtics games and cheers for boston

[Lukie]

It's a good job you made this thread for yourself Lukie.

lol crap, somebody is onto me

[Lukie]

other people are encouraged to post here though!

[UG]

NBOC: We lost our series tonight against the Astros in the over-25 baseball league I play in, three games to one.

NBOC II: We had the lead in the 7th inning (we only play seven) in all four games.

BOC: I went 4 for 10 for the series with three walks, 4 RBIs and 4 runs scored.

NBOC: I play in a 25-over men's baseball league?



P.S. Two years from now the Royals will be in the playoffs.

EDIT: And I'm not talking about our fucking team, we are the KC Titans. I'm talking about the Kansas City Royals.

[Sykedupp]

NBOC: I went to bed at 1:45am

NBOC: I had to wake up at 3:00am

NBOC: I have to drive for 12 hours today in about 20 min cause I'm moving, and I want nothing more then to pound about 12 redbulls

BOC: I made 6 months rent last night

Beat: Not withdrawing it

NBOC: my life


-Chris

[Lukie]

going through all my dialed, received, and missed calls, there were 19 calls for 3 hours 49 minutes TODAY

15 of those were to my gf, totalling 3 hours 46 minutes

huge beat, never again

make jokes below

[Lukie]

as a rough estimate, you could probably add about 100 text messages to that too

[Lukie]

huge beat, never again

make jokes below

[UG]

This one time I met Lukie in Oklahoma to play poker. Instead of talking to me, Trikflow, gabe, or boost he decided to text message a girl (from back home in Ohio) the entire time we were down there.

NBOC.


P.S. True story.


Ohh yeah he would have talked to Triptaines but his air conditioner was broken hyachyahchyahcha.

[Lukie]

true story

[euphoricism]

my roomates kitty is the sweetest little thing. It was abused and we rescued it and it has no tail and he has cat aids and all this shit and he is the only cat in my entire life that i have liked. All he wants out of life is someone to pet him and not hurt him anymore, and out of all the people here he clearly likes me the most. He is pure awesome.

Tonight he was sitting in my lap while i was playing poker and somehow one of his plastic nail-covers got caught in one of the zippers on my cargo pants. And I threw him off my lap cuz I had to go pee and it ripped off the glued-on nail covering and it hurt him so badly and i feel so awful right now.

not boc.

[lolzzz_321]

v true

[Ash256]

I got £50 cashback when I went to buy a sandwich today.

Moustached woman behind the counter went "£50?!" and looked at me like i was some kind of balla.

Little did she know that I'd just cashbacked half my bank account.

[mcatdog]

Have you guys ever noticed that NO ONE thinks they're a horrible driver? My car battery died this week and it's died enough times that I decided to get a new one instead of just jumping it, so my friend gave me a ride to Auto Zone which is like 10 minutes away on the freeway. I thought I was gonna die. He was swerving from lane to lane without even checking if anyone was there, and looking at me instead of concentrating on the road, basically he was one of the worst drivers I've ever seen. At one point someone else cut him off and he complained about what an idiot the guy was. I could barely keep myself from laughing.

Mcat's theorem: 95% of drivers think they're better than 95% of other drivers.

I'm not sure which activities this theorem applies to other than driving, if any.

[Jack Sawyer]

above theorem applies to fucking, too

[JL]

above theorem applies to fucking, too

I must be a minority then because I know I suck at that.

[JL]

Have you guys ever noticed that NO ONE thinks they're a horrible driver? My car battery died this week and it's died enough times that I decided to get a new one instead of just jumping it, so my friend gave me a ride to Auto Zone which is like 10 minutes away on the freeway. I thought I was gonna die. He was swerving from lane to lane without even checking if anyone was there, and looking at me instead of concentrating on the road, basically he was one of the worst drivers I've ever seen. At one point someone else cut him off and he complained about what an idiot the guy was. I could barely keep myself from laughing.

Mcat's theorem: 95% of drivers think they're better than 95% of other drivers.

I'm not sure which activities this theorem applies to other than driving, if any.

It really depends on your definition of a good driver.
Most woman think guys like me are bad drivers because I am aggressive and I don't drive the speed limit.

My definition of a bad driver:
- someone who is scared to get behind the wheel of a car;
- someone who hits their breaks while merging onto a freeway;
- someone who can't talk on a cellphone and drive straight;
- someone who drives in the left lane at the same rate of speed as everyone in the right lane etc...

I think 95% of drivers fall into this category, so, in my opinion, I am better than 95% of the drivers out there.

[LimpinAintEZ]

i'd rather have faster than the jackasses that drive way too slow - as long as the faster is a good aggro fast - not reckless dangerous (and stupid - like hitting the gas like crazy to get up to the next light, 20 ft. ahead...)

but i'm afraid i'm becoming biased against asian women drivers - there are a TON of them around my part of WA - and they are TERRIBLE!!!! i can't stand it....i hate to be a biggot, but after you see like 300+ of them, it just becomes fact - not a stereotype

[donkbee]

y definition of a bad driver:
- someone who is scared to get behind the wheel of a car;
- someone who hits their breaks while merging onto a freeway;
- someone who can't talk on a cellphone and drive straight;
- someone who drives in the left lane at the same rate of speed as everyone in the right lane etc...

QFFT.

[donkbee]

but i'm afraid i'm becoming biased against asian women drivers - there are a TON of them around my part of WA - and they are TERRIBLE!!!! i can't stand it....i hate to be a biggot, but after you see like 300+ of them, it just becomes fact - not a stereotype

lol ... a lot of them ARE pretty bad.

[mcatdog]

It really depends on your definition of a good driver.
Most woman think guys like me are bad drivers because I am aggressive and I don't drive the speed limit.

My definition of a bad driver:
- someone who is scared to get behind the wheel of a car;
- someone who hits their breaks while merging onto a freeway;
- someone who can't talk on a cellphone and drive straight;
- someone who drives in the left lane at the same rate of speed as everyone in the right lane etc...

I think 95% of drivers fall into this category, so, in my opinion, I am better than 95% of the drivers out there.

Good point. Well, except for the part that says someone is a bad driver if their driving ability is impaired by talking on a cell, that's just silly. How about if they don't use a cell while they drive? But it's probably true that most people drive the way they think is best and they think people who do it differently are bad.

Also, I usually brake when I'm getting on the highway. California.

[Lukie]

Mcat's theorem: 95% of drivers think they're better than 95% of other drivers.

lol, I think this applies to just about everything to be honest. We could probably use 80% for basketball, 99% for poker, etc...

[Miffed22001]

i cant even drive yet. 24 and no license.
NBOC fo sure.

but i have pretty much bought my own house.

[Lukie]

Having trouble with Xbox Live. NBOC for sure. Everytime I play halo 3, I lag soooo bad, like to the point where I run around and nothing happens then it fast forwards 20 seconds later and i'm dead and i have to wait another 30 seconds to respawn, rinse and repeat. It's getting quite irritating as its been happening on and off (more on than off) for a couple days now.

Normally I'd insta-blame adelphia because their high speed internet is terrible, but the internet seems to work fine everywhere else. Can 9 table stars with no problems still. Also the 360 is connected via wire through my wireless router, so I don't think it's that.

helllllllllllp

[WildBobAA]

What brand of router do you have and what is the model number?

[Trikflow77]

Having trouble with Xbox Live. NBOC for sure. Everytime I play halo 3, I lag soooo bad, like to the point where I run around and nothing happens then it fast forwards 20 seconds later and i'm dead and i have to wait another 30 seconds to respawn, rinse and repeat. It's getting quite irritating as its been happening on and off (more on than off) for a couple days now.

Normally I'd insta-blame adelphia because their high speed internet is terrible, but the internet seems to work fine everywhere else. Can 9 table stars with no problems still. Also the 360 is connected via wire through my wireless router, so I don't think it's that.

helllllllllllp

ok, i can help on this one. Put down the controller, and PLAY MORE POKER. halo 3..................nboc.......it rhymes!

[Lukie]

Bob, it is a Linksys WRT56G... nothing great but it usually works fine. I really don't think it's the router because xbox live has only been acting up for a few days and was always fine before this.

Chase, you are a non thuggin white cracker so if you would just please, please, PLEASE never try to rhyme again that would be great.

I really should play more poker but I just don't have the motivation to right now...

[WildBobAA]

Yeah all those linksys routers work great w/ XBox Live, not sure what the problem is

[Lukie]

LukiePatent#865:

New uses for the BBV-famed checkboxes.

[?] Is this the best idea in the history of the internets.
[?] Best idea in the history of the internets. [x]
[?] Not the best idea in the history of teh internets. [ ]



[?] ballin outta control [ ]
[?] Discuss [x]

[givememyleg]

i hate that shit

[givememyleg]

but i like you lukie

[Lukie]

but i like you lukie

i like you too

[Lukie]

I was going to make the coolest post in the ballin thread and maybe BBV with the title something like 'explain what is going through my head right now.'

the post would have a screenshot which consisted of me being in a 3 way raised pot, second to act postflop with JJ on a J87 2 tone with a fish behind me and a MEGAWHALE with a vpip of 100 over 20 something hands checking to me. Obv I took a screenshot with the HUD numbers and everything.

But I copy+pasted a hand history obviously, so i lost my screenshot.

[?] ballin outta control [ ]


thread hijack: after i got done with the 6max session, me and a tagg/lagg guy were talking mad shit to each other b/c i called him an ATM earlier so we 4 tabled some hu. I ran so sick sick sick sick. +8 buyins before he quit, holla

[bode]

[?] nboc [x]

[spoonitnow]

I use coupons for Hot Pockets.

[gabe]

"a tagg/lagg guy"

who? ive been playing more on stars lately so im curious