NOT BALLIN' THREAD, under control

[Lukie]

flomo, you continue to show why your the best poster on ftr... nice recipes. same with the wine tasting thread.. not sure if i posted in that one.

ballin' (or not ballin i guess??? i dont know)

[ChrisTheFish]

I'm never awake in time for breakfast

[Warpe]

Lately though I've been throwing a few pieces of bacon on a skillet, cooking it up, then when that's done using the grease to make a few eggs..

Gack. Do you at least pour out the excess fat and scrape out the burnt bacon bits before you put the eggs in? Grease shiny fried eggs are gross.

[Chopper]

Lately though I've been throwing a few pieces of bacon on a skillet, cooking it up, then when that's done using the grease to make a few eggs..

my cholesterol level is up to about 350. could this be why?

wow.

[Lukie]

lol yeah, it probably isn't the healthiest thing but DAMN it tastes good.

warpe.. usually i'll only put 2 strips of bacon on then maybe 3-4 eggs, so they usually aren't greasy at all. lots of cholestorol? probably.

[will641]

best kinda breakfast is a mexican breakfast. migas or huevos ranchero.

[will641]

this is so NOT BALLIN'. (kinda long)

so yesterday i go with my dad to CompUSA and i wear a pair of shorts with no pockets and brought my wallet. i come out of the store put my wallet in the car and when we get home i take out some water he left in their, we both come back outside to load rocks that we dumped that night. this brings us to today.

I have a probation meeting at 2:30 so at 1:30 i shower and get ready. WAIT! i cant find my fucking wallet?! search furiously because it has a $62 money order for my P.O. along with several gift certificates from xmas. didnt find it and had to explain to her why i didnt have the money. I come back home after the meeting and search for another hour, still can't find it. i had already looked in my dads car like 3 times but we both went outside to look again around the car and where the rocks we loaded were. still not there. my dad says, "you mightve left it on the roof of the car or something."

I look up and what do i see? my fucking wallet on the roof tucked in between the roof rack and the top (he has an SUV thank god). apparently i put it there when we were loading rocks.

will641=donkey

[Lukie]

just tried frank's red hot sauce today for the first time (at the advice of someone on ftr a while back in some thread that i just briefly looked over), and goddamn, that shit is GOOD. tabasco is great but once you go frank's you never go bank? i dont know

[Silly String]

Wow, lucky you Will. I could usually care less about he money in my wallet, but I would gladly pay the thief $100 to get the CCs, IDs, etc back and not have to cancel everything. I guarantee the $100 is going to be more cash than he gets in the wallet anyway.

Parole, PO? Story? Sounds like he's extorting $62/week from you.

[thizzSantaCruz]

Wow, lucky you Will. I could usually care less about he money in my wallet, but I would gladly pay the thief $100 to get the CCs, IDs, etc back and not have to cancel everything. I guarantee the $100 is going to be more cash than he gets in the wallet anyway.

Parole, PO? Story? Sounds like he's extorting $62/week from you.

extortion? the way i understood it is he was just worried about the 62 bucks he had in his wallet.

[Lukie]

don't be fooled by which thread this is posted in; it clearly does not belong here...

This should be all poker players' theme song:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=78209104

amirite?

... on second thought, maybe it does.....

[ChrisBCritter]

No... you put it in the correct thread for sure...

[Lukie]

No... you put it in the correct thread for sure...

[kmind]

i keep getting bad beated. This all going on within the last week or so:
1. found out i registered for a class i don't need (thanks advisor who put me in it) and is too late to switch now
2. 0/4 on a true/false quiz i cheated on
3. was told to buy a book for a class and everything in the title was correct except the very last word (same edition, author, etc.) and am now told i have to buy a different one...too late to return this $100 book but i do get $30 for them to buy it back (yay)
4. girl i got with/kind of seeing has a huge black boyfriend who wants to kill me
5. people who slowplay sets when i hit big but not quite as big
6. broke as shit
7. girl hasn't given me any in awhile though we sleep together...that's just kind of a slap in the face

[spoonitnow]

don't be fooled by which thread this is posted in; it clearly does not belong here...

This should be all poker players' theme song:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=78209104

amirite?

... on second thought, maybe it does.....

yeah that's def boc

i almost passed out from the bocness of that

[donkbee]

i keep getting bad beated. This all going on within the last week or so:
1. found out i registered for a class i don't need (thanks advisor who put me in it) and is too late to switch now
2. 0/4 on a true/false quiz i cheated on
3. was told to buy a book for a class and everything in the title was correct except the very last word (same edition, author, etc.) and am now told i have to buy a different one...too late to return this $100 book but i do get $30 for them to buy it back (yay)
4. girl i got with/kind of seeing has a huge black boyfriend who wants to kill me
5. people who slowplay sets when i hit big but not quite as big
6. broke as shit
7. girl hasn't given me any in awhile though we sleep together...that's just kind of a slap in the face

?

[BankItDrew]

i keep getting bad beated. This all going on within the last week or so:
1. found out i registered for a class i don't need (thanks advisor who put me in it) and is too late to switch now
2. 0/4 on a true/false quiz i cheated on
3. was told to buy a book for a class and everything in the title was correct except the very last word (same edition, author, etc.) and am now told i have to buy a different one...too late to return this $100 book but i do get $30 for them to buy it back (yay)
4. girl i got with/kind of seeing has a huge black boyfriend who wants to kill me
5. people who slowplay sets when i hit big but not quite as big
6. broke as shit
7. girl hasn't given me any in awhile though we sleep together...that's just kind of a slap in the face

i'm sure it's all negative variance... just keep playing your cards right.

[Jack Sawyer]

i keep getting bad beated. This all going on within the last week or so:
1. found out i registered for a class i don't need (thanks advisor who put me in it) and is too late to switch now
2. 0/4 on a true/false quiz i cheated on
3. was told to buy a book for a class and everything in the title was correct except the very last word (same edition, author, etc.) and am now told i have to buy a different one...too late to return this $100 book but i do get $30 for them to buy it back (yay)
4. girl i got with/kind of seeing has a huge black boyfriend who wants to kill me
5. people who slowplay sets when i hit big but not quite as big
6. broke as shit
7. girl hasn't given me any in awhile though we sleep together...that's just kind of a slap in the face

hey, I'm huge and I'm black too, but I don't want to kill you

don't worry about it kiddo, good times are bound. remember, there's always someone going through worse shit than you
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but what does not kill you makes you stronger. remember that!

[flomo]

i keep getting bad beated. This all going on within the last week or so:
1. found out i registered for a class i don't need (thanks advisor who put me in it) and is too late to switch now
2. 0/4 on a true/false quiz i cheated on
3. was told to buy a book for a class and everything in the title was correct except the very last word (same edition, author, etc.) and am now told i have to buy a different one...too late to return this $100 book but i do get $30 for them to buy it back (yay)
4. girl i got with/kind of seeing has a huge black boyfriend who wants to kill me
5. people who slowplay sets when i hit big but not quite as big
6. broke as shit
7. girl hasn't given me any in awhile though we sleep together...that's just kind of a slap in the face

don't go on tilt

as posted befroe by the bot
keep playing your cards right

[kmind]

Thank you guys very much. Worst poker day today ever as well.

courtie - thanks, and again i take back anything mean i used to say about you. much

bankitdrew - coming from a bot, it means more than i could hope for

jack - hope i didn't offend you man but thanks and thanks for the advice in the past. Keep posting haha

flomo - thanks a lot, i wanted you to win poster of the year. Thank you for putting your old avatar back up too, you're the man.

Ahh haha i hate attention though. i feel dumb for posting my problems, carry on.

[Jack Sawyer]

jack - hope i didn't offend you man but thanks and thanks for the advice in the past. Keep posting haha

LOL dude, that's a very very hard thing to do

no worries m8

Thank you guys very much. Worst poker day today ever as well.

just don't tilt

[shazbox]

2. 0/4 on a true/false quiz i cheated on


....that is a true accomplishment.



And also, strokes and heart attacks may not kill you, but probably won't make you stronger. Same with spinal cord injuries.

[Lukie]

drawing an easy win at chess has to be the most frustrating thing ever.


seriously argghhhhyachachach

[flomo]

Thank you guys very much.

flomo - thanks a lot, i wanted you to win poster of the year. Thank you for putting your old avatar back up too, you're the man.

Ahh haha i hate attention though. i feel dumb for posting my problems, carry on.

i think me being poster of the year thing was a joke
but thanks for the support of my retarded humor

when is the next gauntlet

[Lukie]

Dear secret internet fatties,

It's amazing what you can do with a little bit of camera work. While you may be 30 pounds overweight, you reason that if you just glimpse the side of your face while angling the camera down with perfect lighting, you can actually get a pretty decent looking picture! However, you are still a huge tub of lard and no guy is going to want you. It just takes them an extra 15 seconds to figure it out. If you would just take a picture that accurately reflects how you look, people wouldn't lose respect for you, and guys wouldn't be mad at you, so you'd have two more things going for you.

This has been a public service announcement from yours truly.

[JL]

Gotta love when a girl's profile says "athletic" and then you go on a date with them only to find out that they are 40 pounds overweight...

[mcatdog]

I was at the same 11R table as DavSimon this morning and it made me think about how all the SnG and MTT guides that were here when I registered with FTR were written by people who are awful at poker and just disagreeable people in general. I'm not one to call people out just because they play really badly but when someone starts lecturing a fish and busting out his OPR numbers to prove to him that he sucks then I don't feel bad about calling him out. I'm pretty sure this isn't the first time I've seen him make really lame comments in the chatbox either.

On a more positive note, the content on this site is way better than it used to be.

[chardrian]

Fuck you, I am not disagreeable.

[mcatdog]

Ha, did you have a guide stickied at some point? I could have sworn that Radashack and Ripptyde were the only two, but I guess that just shows that people are more likely to remember something if it's terrible than if it's decent.