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 Originally Posted by Taxi
not BOC
I'm one of those guys who gets VERY energetic when I'm drinking, very talkative / chatty, and also cant keep still, running around whatever. Whatever.
Anyways, party at our mums house we do every year, bands on a stage in the garden, DJ's inside, fireworks etc (sorry, that is BOC, wrong thread I know)
I've had a stupid amount to drink, and tearing around as usual. Pop upstairs with my sister to sort something thats broke with the electrics. As I'm coming down the stairs (I'm running of course) I jump the last 3 steps, as you do.
I go over on my ankle. Absolute agony.
Long story short, jumping off those last three steps (all of 3 feet) broke my fibula and, worse, shredded ligaments on both sides of my ankle. That was at the end of August. Two weeks ago I had the plates and screws put in my leg.
My sister was walking behind me, and of course told everyone it was the last 3 steps I jumped off which so mutilated my leg, and not some awesome stunt I might have attempted - not BOC
I'm in crutches till the end of October - not BOC
I wont even be able to walk properly till December - not BOC
Whatever.
seriously what is wrong with your sister, the least she could do is tell everybody you jumped in front of a car to save a little kid or something. War hero? Kicked some douchebag in the face so hard that his head, along with your leg, exploded? the possibilities are endless.
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