NOT BALLIN' THREAD, under control

[Warpe]

she's obv a bit of a plumper

after a couple of kids and 10 years she'll be nasty

[blackatom]

...

symbolic of the "dumb look" face that you give someone when you are being way overly sarcastic

[LimpinAintEZ]

wow u guys are kinda harsh - i know what fat is, and that wasn't it....even if she's covering it, she's only medium at worst - personally i like thick though, so maybe its me...

[bair]

that bitch is nasty

[Deanglow]

I just got Metroid Prime 3 and Resident 4 for the Wii in the mail today and got game over in both of them within an hour. I suck.

[Lukie]

...

symbolic of the "dumb look" face that you give someone when you are being way overly sarcastic

damnit! i was like 50/50 on whether or not i was being leveled, figure'd i'd play it on the safe side. but seriously, that picture makes her look GOOD.

ps. good work everyone, ragging on nasty bitches is A+ material for the non ballin thread.

i just won 8 buyins at 2/4 in an hour so i'm kinda giddy.

[kmind]

My xbox 360 just got the red ring of death the other day. Got pissed, searched the internet, found a temporary way to get it back working (I'm sure most of you gamers know how to do this but I'm not good with technology). Anyways, I get excited and am ready to fix it. I pick the xbox up and there is a rattling noise like something got loose and is rolling around my system and now the power will not even turn on (you need the system to still turn on for this to work). My warranty is over too. I hate technology.

[UG]

My best friend from high school came out of the closet to me last week. And he has a boyfriend. NBOC

I bet that was awkward.

[Taxi]

not BOC
I'm one of those guys who gets VERY energetic when I'm drinking, very talkative / chatty, and also cant keep still, running around whatever. Whatever.
Anyways, party at our mums house we do every year, bands on a stage in the garden, DJ's inside, fireworks etc (sorry, that is BOC, wrong thread I know)
I've had a stupid amount to drink, and tearing around as usual. Pop upstairs with my sister to sort something thats broke with the electrics. As I'm coming down the stairs (I'm running of course) I jump the last 3 steps, as you do.
I go over on my ankle. Absolute agony.
Long story short, jumping off those last three steps (all of 3 feet) broke my fibula and, worse, shredded ligaments on both sides of my ankle. That was at the end of August. Two weeks ago I had the plates and screws put in my leg.

My sister was walking behind me, and of course told everyone it was the last 3 steps I jumped off which so mutilated my leg, and not some awesome stunt I might have attempted - not BOC
I'm in crutches till the end of October - not BOC
I wont even be able to walk properly till December - not BOC
Whatever.

[bigred]

My best friend from high school came out of the closet to me last week. And he has a boyfriend. NBOC

I bet that was awkward.

LOL

So uh, did you guys camp out a lot and what not?

[givememyleg]

My best friend from high school came out of the closet to me last week. And he has a boyfriend. NBOC

wow, very nboc... no wait actually i have a pic for this, hang on a sec!

[givememyleg]

wheeeeeeeeeeee

[Lukie]

not BOC
I'm one of those guys who gets VERY energetic when I'm drinking, very talkative / chatty, and also cant keep still, running around whatever. Whatever.
Anyways, party at our mums house we do every year, bands on a stage in the garden, DJ's inside, fireworks etc (sorry, that is BOC, wrong thread I know)
I've had a stupid amount to drink, and tearing around as usual. Pop upstairs with my sister to sort something thats broke with the electrics. As I'm coming down the stairs (I'm running of course) I jump the last 3 steps, as you do.
I go over on my ankle. Absolute agony.
Long story short, jumping off those last three steps (all of 3 feet) broke my fibula and, worse, shredded ligaments on both sides of my ankle. That was at the end of August. Two weeks ago I had the plates and screws put in my leg.

My sister was walking behind me, and of course told everyone it was the last 3 steps I jumped off which so mutilated my leg, and not some awesome stunt I might have attempted - not BOC
I'm in crutches till the end of October - not BOC
I wont even be able to walk properly till December - not BOC
Whatever.

seriously what is wrong with your sister, the least she could do is tell everybody you jumped in front of a car to save a little kid or something. War hero? Kicked some douchebag in the face so hard that his head, along with your leg, exploded? the possibilities are endless.

[boost]

wow u guys are kinda harsh - i know what fat is, and that wasn't it....even if she's covering it, she's only medium at worst - personally i like thick though, so maybe its me...

dude shes not obese, but shes fat. Its a sad sorta fat too because she probably could be a fairly cute girl but boy has she let herself go. Also her tit to waist ratio is horribly out of proportion. If she had some proper jugs, she wouldnt be nearly as "fat."

[Zee Devee]

my br isn't 5 figures yet

shipithollanotsoballa

my br isn't 4 figures yet

shitithollanotsosballa

[Lukie]

wow u guys are kinda harsh - i know what fat is, and that wasn't it....even if she's covering it, she's only medium at worst - personally i like thick though, so maybe its me...

dude shes not obese, but shes fat. Its a sad sorta fat too because she probably could be a fairly cute girl but boy has she let herself go. Also her tit to waist ratio is horribly out of proportion. If she had some proper jugs, she wouldnt be nearly as "fat."

/end discussion

lesson: don't fuck with MURRRRRDA

[PapalRage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djm_b...watch_response

'nuff said

[Lukie]

omfg just stabbed myself in the eye with a fork

[Lukie]

anyway 3 super non ballin things happened to me within the last few hours:

i'm going to work out and at the rec there is some MASSIVE construction going on in the parking lot. I'm talking like when going to the back half of the parking lot, there's like a 3 foot dropoff and i don't know what the fuck they are doing, it looks like a thousand tons of concrete got moved overnight.

So I park and go in through the front (not ballin). Just when I'm getting to the door a fucking bug flies in my eye. It bothered me the whole time, still is a little bit, but I can't find it in my eye anywhere. The only logical explanation is that it flew right threw my eye membrane and embedded itself in the heart of my eye.

I was supposed to be going out with this really hot girl tonight. SHE is the one who initiated it. Ballin'. I called her a few minutes ago and this chinese sounding lady says hello like super quick. "uhhh, is Jenn there?".... "sorry, wrong numba". Fuck. Not so ballin.

i recently put to rest my bug-eye irritations by stabbing myself in the eye with a fork because of a truly hideous video posted by ^^^^^.

[Trikflow77]

i have a good one, i am dropping my gf off at her apt. SHe lives at the end of an t intersection on a residental street. As always, i pull into the t and u turn around so i can drive back the way i came. A constable from 3 counties over pulls me over in the street right in front of her house, she didnt even see him so she got out of my car and started to walk to the door. He jumps out of the car and tells her to get down, he thought she was trying to run and hide....sigh. SO he take forever, searchs my car and all that jazz and eventually writes me a ticket for an illegal u turn on a DEAD street. Ticket.......63 dollars....lol

[Lukie]

trik you need to keep the thuggin down and lay low for a bit, cops are all over you.

i'm not sure if this is balla or not balla but it was fucking delicious... I was even so kind as to take a picture for all you guys.



beef, sour cream, cheese, taco sauce, in a burrito shell downed with some really, really good beer. discuss.

[Galapogos]

Something I've always wondered about these food postings is does anyone ever walk in on you guys when you're taking a picture of your lunch and just go like what the fuck?

[Lukie]

Something I've always wondered about these food postings is does anyone ever walk in on you guys when you're taking a picture of your lunch and just go like what the fuck?

since i'm single and i live by myself and nobody ever just shows up randomly, the only way someone would walk in on me is if they were breaking in and robbing me, in which case i'd run and get my gun and be like, BITCH get the fuck down...

so no. it has never happened.

[bigred]

hey remember tracey?

[Lukie]

btw, i don't actually have a gun, although i probably should with all the expensive shit i have over here.

so this girl finally comes back online and says i stood her up and all that and she gives me her # 'again' and it's a different one so i show her the old convo and she starts saying how sorry she is and everything and sounds really genuine. she tells me to call her and i'm like FUCK cuz i'm 9 tabling poker but i do anyway.

worst. convo. ever. i learned my lesson from my old gf that playing lots of tables of poker and talking on the phone dont go together. she probably cost me like $1000 b/c i was playing so bad too.

really, really, not ballin

[Lukie]

goddamnit

[mcatdog]

Something I've always wondered about these food postings is does anyone ever walk in on you guys when you're taking a picture of your lunch and just go like what the fuck?

sounds like you need to care a little less that people might think you're a weirdo

I go to really nice restaurants by myself from time to time and get funny looks but I don't give a shit

[Unibomber14]

Something I've always wondered about these food postings is does anyone ever walk in on you guys when you're taking a picture of your lunch and just go like what the fuck?

since i'm single and i live by myself and nobody ever just shows up randomly, the only way someone would walk in on me is if they were breaking in and robbing me, in which case i'd fall to my knees and cry like aBITCH...

so no. it has never happened.

FYP, now it's much less balla. Thank me later.

[Galapogos]

Something I've always wondered about these food postings is does anyone ever walk in on you guys when you're taking a picture of your lunch and just go like what the fuck?

sounds like you need to care a little less that people might think you're a weirdo

I didn't say don't do it because oh my god what would people think!? I just thought it would be an oddly funny scene for someone to walk into.

[Deanglow]

Lukie that burrito is too ballin to be here.

[ChrisBCritter]

my br isn't 5 figures yet

shipithollanotsoballa

my br isn't 4 figures yet

shitithollanotsosballa

my br isn't 3 figures at the moment (true story)

Totally NBOC. Wish I had time to play...

[ChrisTheFish]

Nice thread.

[bode]

this thread should be called, "Not ballin' thread, under control"

[a500lbgorilla]

Well under control.

[Warpe]

I go to really nice restaurants by myself to take pictures of people's food from time to time and get funny looks but I don't give a shit

this is funnier

[|~|ypermegachi]

NBOC, CAD = USD....half my net worth is going down 1% every day.

[euphoricism]

Something I've always wondered about these food postings is does anyone ever walk in on you guys when you're taking a picture of your lunch and just go like what the fuck?

since i'm single and i live by myself and nobody ever just shows up randomly, the only way someone would walk in on me is if they were breaking in and robbing me, in which case i'd fall to my knees and cry like aBITCH...

so no. it has never happened.

FYP, now it's much less balla. Thank me later.

... is your avatar of the knights...? If so... why?

/knight

[blackatom]

...

symbolic of the "dumb look" face that you give someone when you are being way overly sarcastic

damnit! i was like 50/50 on whether or not i was being leveled, figure'd i'd play it on the safe side. but seriously, that picture makes her look GOOD.

ps. good work everyone, ragging on nasty bitches is A+ material for the non ballin thread.

i just won 8 buyins at 2/4 in an hour so i'm kinda giddy.

Guess I could have put sarcastic face:
Getting unintentionally leveled = NBOC
Perfect for NBOC thread.

EDIT: Getting unintentionally leveled by a Steeler fan: Def NBOC

[kmind]

Something I've always wondered about these food postings is does anyone ever walk in on you guys when you're taking a picture of your lunch and just go like what the fuck?

since i'm single and i live by myself and nobody ever just shows up randomly, the only way someone would walk in on me is if they were breaking in and robbing me, in which case i'd fall to my knees and cry like aBITCH...

so no. it has never happened.

FYP, now it's much less balla. Thank me later.

... is your avatar of the knights...? If so... why?

/knight

Georgia Tech not UCF

[boost]

Something I've always wondered about these food postings is does anyone ever walk in on you guys when you're taking a picture of your lunch and just go like what the fuck?

Ive got 3 roomates (4 at a time) and people are over a lot, sometimes people will see this and ask and Ill just be like "YOU DONT KNOW ME, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN THROUGH."

nah I normally will just say "Im a visual person, it helps to have a picture and write down the recipe." This is true, and obviously makes sense because I actually cook decent food, as for sloppy burritos made with taco seasoning mix... hah thats just gotta be awkward.

[Silly String]

I'm putting the finishing touches on my basement bedroom/bathroom that I finished myself, since I'm not balling enough to pay the pros to do it.
As an aside Home Depot is a bunch of lying MFers. "You can do it, we can help" my ass. I didn't see any of their lazy ass workers over at my house all summer when I'm outside cutting wood, painting trim, or sweating my balls off under a cabinet installing plumbing.

[Galapogos]

Something I've always wondered about these food postings is does anyone ever walk in on you guys when you're taking a picture of your lunch and just go like what the fuck?

Ive got 3 roomates (4 at a time) and people are over a lot, sometimes people will see this and ask and Ill just be like "YOU DONT KNOW ME, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN THROUGH."

I lol'd real hard.

[Unibomber14]

Something I've always wondered about these food postings is does anyone ever walk in on you guys when you're taking a picture of your lunch and just go like what the fuck?

since i'm single and i live by myself and nobody ever just shows up randomly, the only way someone would walk in on me is if they were breaking in and robbing me, in which case i'd fall to my knees and cry like aBITCH...

so no. it has never happened.

FYP, now it's much less balla. Thank me later.

... is your avatar of the knights...? If so... why?

/knight

Georgia Tech not UCF

more specifically, C.J. I can't say his name because it's too ballin for this thread.

[a500lbgorilla]

Georgia Tech, 4:1 Guys:Girls ratio.

[Lukie]

...

symbolic of the "dumb look" face that you give someone when you are being way overly sarcastic

damnit! i was like 50/50 on whether or not i was being leveled, figure'd i'd play it on the safe side. but seriously, that picture makes her look GOOD.

ps. good work everyone, ragging on nasty bitches is A+ material for the non ballin thread.

i just won 8 buyins at 2/4 in an hour so i'm kinda giddy.

Guess I could have put sarcastic face:
Getting unintentionally leveled = NBOC
Perfect for NBOC thread.

EDIT: Getting unintentionally leveled by a Steeler fan: Def NBOC

True, but the worst part is I can't even talk ish to you and 'rilla anymore b/c everytime the browns play the steelers, the browns get wholloped.

also, I'd like to put a request in that 'outta control' be changed to 'under control'. Props to bode for the awesome suggestion. Anti-props to xianti for demodding me just because I didn't do anything.

[Lukie]

Something I've always wondered about these food postings is does anyone ever walk in on you guys when you're taking a picture of your lunch and just go like what the fuck?

Ive got 3 roomates (4 at a time) and people are over a lot, sometimes people will see this and ask and Ill just be like "YOU DONT KNOW ME, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN THROUGH."

nah I normally will just say "Im a visual person, it helps to have a picture and write down the recipe." This is true, and obviously makes sense because I actually cook decent food, as for sloppy burritos made with taco seasoning mix... hah thats just gotta be awkward.

let me tell you something lilmurda, those sloppy burritos made with store-bought taco seasoning mix are some of the greatest tasting little things ever. guarantee if you came over and we had a cookoff, my burrito vs your ______ and had an unbiased 3rd party try both, they would like my burritos more.

[Lukie]

BREAKING NEWS:

BOOST (JA MURDA) CAUGHT ON TAPE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQlgJQgoytk

[boost]

BREAKING NEWS:

BOOST (JA MURDA) CAUGHT ON TAPE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQlgJQgoytk

whoa, I never saw this, is this from his new album? I gotta get that shit.

oh and diagfire.

[Lukie]

boost you're the coolest guy on ftr and it's not even close

[flomo]

Something I've always wondered about these food postings is does anyone ever walk in on you guys when you're taking a picture of your lunch and just go like what the fuck?

i have no freinds, so i don't have to worry about someone walking in while i take my pants off and do myself or take pics of food and then rub one out and then pull my root again

[LimpinAintEZ]

let me tell you something lilmurda, those sloppy burritos made with store-bought taco seasoning mix are some of the greatest tasting little things ever. guarantee if you came over and we had a cookoff, my burrito vs your ______ and had an unbiased 3rd party try both, they would like my burritos more.

trying to instigate a burrito cook-off = Nboc....

[Galapogos]

Something I've always wondered about these food postings is does anyone ever walk in on you guys when you're taking a picture of your lunch and just go like what the fuck?

i have no freinds, so i don't have to worry about someone walking in while i take my pants off and do myself or take pics of food and then rub one out and then pull my root again

Your pics of food are a hell of a lot less appetizing now that I know you take your pants off to do it.

[LimpinAintEZ]

boost you're the coolest guy on ftr and it's not even close

having a Man-Crush on Boost = NBOC....

[bigspenda73]

BOC-going to Vegas in 1 week
NBOC- only taking $2k to blow
NNBOC- will not be spending it on hookers and blow

[blackatom]

...

symbolic of the "dumb look" face that you give someone when you are being way overly sarcastic

damnit! i was like 50/50 on whether or not i was being leveled, figure'd i'd play it on the safe side. but seriously, that picture makes her look GOOD.

ps. good work everyone, ragging on nasty bitches is A+ material for the non ballin thread.

i just won 8 buyins at 2/4 in an hour so i'm kinda giddy.

Guess I could have put sarcastic face:
Getting unintentionally leveled = NBOC
Perfect for NBOC thread.

EDIT: Getting unintentionally leveled by a Steeler fan: Def NBOC

True, but the worst part is I can't even talk ish to you and 'rilla anymore b/c everytime the browns play the steelers, the browns get wholloped.

also, I'd like to put a request in that 'outta control' be changed to 'under control'. Props to bode for the awesome suggestion. Anti-props to xianti for demodding me just because I didn't do anything.

It's alright though... as long as we both beat the bungals it's allllll goood.

[Lukie]

i'm dating a model

not not boc

did you guys see what i did there?

ps. no pics will be posted

[Warpe]

is he hot?

[Ash256]

ps. no pics will be posted

WTF

What kind of a model is she that you can't post pics?

[bode]

i'm dating a model

not not boc

did you guys see what i did there?

ps. no pics will be posted

what you did there was disappiont a whole community of people.

[UG]

dating a "plus size" model is still NBOC Lukie, so you're pretty much safe to post all about it here

[lolzzz_321]

lukie imed me a pic if her from her myspace

she was def not not boc

[Bmxicle]

I've narrowed down the models lukie could be dating to these girls (guys?) http://www.ugly.org/ugly_home.html

[Silly String]

i'm dating a model

not not boc

did you guys see what i did there?

ps. no pics will be posted

First off, wrong thread. Def belongs in BOC thread, despite your attempt to unballerize this achievement.
Secondly, pics or shenanigans.

[ChrisBCritter]

I've narrowed down the models lukie could be dating to these girls (guys?) http://www.ugly.org/ugly_home.html

WTF, some of the girls there are anything BUT ugly? Some of them were damn smokin hot!

[Halv]

btw, i don't actually have a gun, although i probably should with all the expensive shit i have over here.

That's funny, when I think about the expensive stuff I have Im thinking "I should probably get insurance".

[spoonitnow]

I just got Metroid Prime 3 and Resident 4 for the Wii in the mail today and got game over in both of them within an hour. I suck.

resident evil 4 is dumb as fuck imo

[Unibomber14]

i'm dating a model

not not boc

did you guys see what i did there?

ps. no pics will be posted

Porn model? Does she have meat flaps or something? When is dating a model NBOC?

[Vi-Zer0Skill]

btw, i don't actually have a gun, although i probably should with all the expensive shit i have over here.

That's funny, when I think about the expensive stuff I have Im thinking "I should probably get insurance".

lol

but yeah insurance is definitely more nboc than using a gun to protect your stuff.

[Lukie]

dating a "plus size" model is still NBOC Lukie, so you're pretty much safe to post all about it here

damnit, i was hoping nobody would catch on.

"Plus Sized" Model -- You have been warned.

[Lukie]

also,

You have been RickRoll'd.

[givememyleg]

it's not a rick roll if you tell us it is going to be a rick roll!

[Lukie]

it's not a rick roll if you tell us it is going to be a rick roll!

good work on leveling everybody.

[kmind]

"Plus Sized" Model -- You have been warned.

Get this crap out of this thread, NBOC only (congrats btw).

[Galapogos]

It looks like you kidnapped a chick and quickly took a picture before you forced yourself on her.

She is hot though.

[givememyleg]

it's not a rick roll if you tell us it is going to be a rick roll!

good work on leveling everybody.

now you're trying to level!