i have a good one, i am dropping my gf off at her apt. SHe lives at the end of an t intersection on a residental street. As always, i pull into the t and u turn around so i can drive back the way i came. A constable from 3 counties over pulls me over in the street right in front of her house, she didnt even see him so she got out of my car and started to walk to the door. He jumps out of the car and tells her to get down, he thought she was trying to run and hide....sigh. SO he take forever, searchs my car and all that jazz and eventually writes me a ticket for an illegal u turn on a DEAD street. Ticket.......63 dollars....lol